Had my hair cut, look.

Hello from me and my dog btw

This was a hill I had to die on over the Matilda movie and it wasn’t even important.

There is more drag in Wild Wild West than I remember. I loved this movie as a 12 year old and wonder if I would as a 38 year old. The answer is yes. It has faults, but those faults aren’t why it was panned at the time. It’s Carry On cowboy meets Austin Powers with BUDGET. A hot mess, I love it.

And you!

Thanks!

There’s some great places if you know where to look. Try making some local friends who’ll be able to point you in the right direction. Loving the content Sooz.

Merry Christmas, Blueksy. I’m doing my usual “posting a selfie and then leaving for a few months” that seems to be my MO on this app. I got this leopard print hat in the secret santa at work. Fun!

Latest: Had my hair cut.

Why are there no autistics in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat them all.

My heart lays in British pantomime, so I love an impractical gag outfit too - something big and impactful that’s impossible to move in, but I like these as special treats. The best drag still looks like clothing being worn by the person, and not the other way round.

I think I like drag the most when it looks like clothing; something people once wore somewhere. With creativity and theatrics, of course, but I like to see how the human shape interacts with the fabric. I think the costume is storytelling, a portrait of the wearer.

What a frustrating experience this has been.

Methinks someone needs a map lmao 😜

Erm Toronto in Sheffield maybe?

This year Myra is joined on stage by her sister Rose, which also means Frank is joined by his wife. I absolutely love what my friend Lucy Frederick has done with Rose Lavender and sharing that with audiences has been very special.

Myra her usual self. The love that’s culminated over the last few years for this woman is something else. Audiences are So. Excited when she appears. It’s humbling, and not something I take for granted. I’ll forever be grateful for the enthusiasm for Myra.

Very much enjoying Frank’s set. He’s my favourite. The main reason Myra tours is so Frank can open. It’s taken a long time to get him right but I’m pleased to say he can now reduce a crowd to fits of laughter as well as Myra, albeit via a different route.

Currently on tour with Myra and Frank. We did the Hackney Empire on Saturday, which was a thrill. It was proceeded by Bath and Addleston; both lovely. Sheffield, Leeds and Whitley Bay next. I love being on tour.

Had my hair cut 💇🏼‍♀️ ✨

It’s so bizarre and only on this site!

I’ll tell you what lads, I’ve put off saying anything because I know I’m gonna get “it’s an algorithm” or similar but I see a disturbing amount of adult baby content on this site. I keep blocking them and then BOOM, another nappy.

Bring back shame.

Very tired after lots of thinking today.

What you could do is write all your jokes down and then go back to them and see if there’s any way you could make them funnier x

Very sad to hear Nigel Farage doesn’t support gay marriage, right as I was going to pop him the question.

Big Beautiful Bill would be my nickname if I was tall and very handsome and called William.

Doors on the latch:

My dog likes these chicken feet that look like they’re choreographed by Fosse.

A seagull stood on a stage-like platform doing big seagull noise, with a beam of sunshine on him. There are some ducks that don’t look that bothered

Close up of the seagull

This picture looks like the seagull is doing a poorly-attended gig for some ducks