Erin, it's too early to post blasphemy.

Heyyyyy gamers~
Album release day! Space Girl Story out now on Bandcamp. Thank you all so much for the support and encouragement to get me to this point. Couldn't have done it without you 😘

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It's the closest thing to a Tijuana Dog, gotta do it.

Dibs

Did you know that you've already been listening to DJ Spacegirl tracks this entire time?

Well now it's time to actually like, buy the music from the show you love! Go check out Space Girl Story!

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Gideon, Champion of Justice {2}{W}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon +1: Put a loyalty counter on Gideon for each creature target opponent controls. 0: Until end of turn, Gideon becomes a Human Soldier creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of loyalty counters on him and gains indestructible. He’s still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. −15: Exile all other permanents. Loyalty: 4 Illustrated by David Rapoza

Huatli, Radiant Champion {2}{G}{W} Legendary Planeswalker — Huatli +1: Put a loyalty counter on Huatli for each creature you control. −1: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control. −8: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature you control enters, you may draw a card.” Loyalty: 3 Illustrated by Chris Rahn

Spark Rupture {2}{W} Enchantment When this enchantment enters, draw a card. Each planeswalker with one or more loyalty counters on it loses all abilities and is a creature with power and toughness each equal to the number of loyalty counters on it. Phyrexia was defeated, but the repercussions of the invasion rippled through the Blind Eternities. Illustrated by Viko Menezes

Jasmine Planeswalker Beats is a really dumb idea I have to try.

Super Mega Baseball 4 went on sale and the Brewers are back on a 4 win streak. Today must be my lucky day.

Daughter's first Book Fair at the Daycare. They had Pokémon pens, so today was the day she chose her starer!

Bill Ferny, Bree Swindler {1}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Rogue Whenever Bill Ferny becomes blocked, choose one — • Create a Treasure token. (It’s an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.”) • Target opponent gains control of target Horse you control. If they do, remove Bill Ferny from combat and create three Treasure tokens. 2/1 Illustrated by Hristo D. Chukov

Bill Ferny is one I keep returning to.

DUDE

Yep!

The Best New Commanders in Secrets of Strixhaven | EDHREC Which are the best new commanders from Secrets of Strixhaven? Dean Bennie brings the crib sheet so you can focus your time on excellence!

Super excited about Secrets of Strixhaven!! I run down what I think are the most powerful and/or fun new Commanders so please check it out! ⬇️⬇️

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The first movie. Couldn't remember if there was a Charizard with a cool nickname.

@kyleccarson.bsky.social this one is for you

Woke up this morning thinking of Shellshocker and Bruteroot.

Alright, Elliot Lang, you've got a new fan.

Love this art

Goblin Priority Mode

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"I advise you to find a blocker"

Passes the @hbvc-mtg.bsky.social

9 coffees 9 games of DanDan 9 people asking you if you want to cube

If there's a magiccon version of the 9-9-9 challenge, I need to know.

You know, this would work with Sundering Archaic to blow up a bunch of stuff!

That's the plan! Page provides the mana and the tutor. Just need to assemble the other cogs in this paper shredding death machine.

OK, Psychic Paper doesn't work the way I thought, but I'm sure there's a way to copy Page and put it back in your hand.

Page, Loose Leaf {2} Legendary Artifact Creature — Construct {T}: Add {C}. Grandeur — Discard another card named Page, Loose Leaf: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an instant or sorcery card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. 0/2 Illustrated by Michal Ivan Unreleased This card will be released on 2026-04-24, it is not legal in any format until its release date approaches.

Psychic Paper {2} Artifact — Equipment As this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name and a creature type. Equipped creature has ward {1}, it can’t be blocked, and its name and creature type are the last chosen name and creature type. Equip {2} Illustrated by Colin Boyer

Command Beacon Land {T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone. “I gazed once into that light. Now it burns in my mind, forever denying me rest.” —Riku of Two Reflections Illustrated by Jonas De Ro

Gruesome Slaughter {6} Sorcery Until end of turn, colorless creatures you control gain “{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature.” Though Gideon arrived at Sea Gate too late to prevent the massacre, he still had enough time to lead its survivors to relative safety. Illustrated by Aleksi Briclot

What's your pick for the funniest spell to tutor up with Page? I'm thinking Gruesome Slaughter. Add some untappers, maybe Giggling Skitterspike?

This is probably bracket 1 territory, but damn it would be cool to pull off.

Desperate Bloodseeker {1}{B} Creature — Vampire Lifelink When this creature enters, target player mills two cards. (They put the top two cards of their library into their graveyard.) With no mammals around, some vampires tried to feed on cactusfolk, with horrible results for everyone involved. 2/2 Illustrated by Camille Alquier

Mire Triton {1}{B} Creature — Zombie Merfolk Deathtouch When this creature enters, mill two cards and you gain 2 life. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.) Caught between life and death, between land and sea, between thought and oblivion. 2/1 Illustrated by Seb McKinnon

Scarblade Scout {1}{B} Creature — Elf Scout Lifelink When this creature enters, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.) “Areas of the Gilt-Leaf that carry scars of the Invasion are too unsightly for travel. They are to be marked and avoided.” —High Perfect’s decree 2/2 Illustrated by Lorenzo Mastroianni

Poet's Quill {1}{B} Artifact — Equipment When this Equipment enters, learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink. Equip {1}{B} Illustrated by Anna Fehr

I've been impressed with Desperate Bloodseeker, Mire Triton, and Scarblade Scout as on-curve value creatures that turn into engines via sac outlets. Poet's Quill has overperformed as well, giving Lifelink to Moseo and things like Titan Hunter.

Nearly 20 years in and out of this Sunday morning bowling league, and we finally won it! It's not much, but it means a ton to me. Time to sleep in for the summer.

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Get out of my head

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