guess what. chicken butt.

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

Super cute page from a PC Engine CD (Turbografx CD) manual explaining how to take care of your CD ROM.

Listen up! Freeze guns authorized!

And, Samus... I'm authorizing the power to be his friend.

😠 😊

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

one of the all-time greats

why is it back.

KANAYA: Excuse Me Dave Can You Tell Me Where Rose Is DAVE: i dont know kanaya DAVE: do you think she might be DAVE: IN THE GARDEN KANAYA: Dave I Am Serious DAVE: me too kanaya DAVE: me too KANAYA: I Am Going To Find Rose KANAYA: Goodbye Dave

KANAYA: Oh There You Are Rose How Did You Get Out Here ROSE: I... ROSE: I don't know.

while i brave through my act 4 reread on this fine Homestuck Day, here's a comic i made literally 10 years ago!! some of you might have seen it Back Then in which case hell yeah / i'm sorry / the time shenanigans never stopped huh.... 🔎

vegapunk lilith

I still don't know what to do with her

I’m pretty sure everybody with chronic pain has fantasised about having the ability to make others feel the pain we’re feeling. Particularly medical professionals who refuse to help us and strangers who call us liars or attention seekers. Shut the fuck up, you little worm; Feel what I’m feeling

A reference sheet of the character Karisha, a mix between a fluffy feathered dragon and a jet plane. Her feathers are white, and the plane armor is purple and pink, studded with turquoise pearls.

The comet wyvern 🌠 Commission for @dragonsfriend90.bsky.social !!

[ #art #commission #dragon ]

i am hearing that the s&box people are taking their branch of source 2 and uhhh "rewriting all the systems in c#" and uhhh "removing hammer" in favour of their own level editor. if true it is perhaps the stupidest thing anyone has ever heard of or will ever hear of again

there should be fucking studies on "transandrophobia" spouters on tumblr and the damage theyve done to most importantly the trans women theyve continuously driven off the internet and to teenagers understandings of wider systems of gendered oppression

"delayed reaction" 4-panel comic, ink and colored pencil, 10x12cm panel 1: caption: "i love being iranian. i love my culture, art, music, family, food... and how beautiful i am for it!" i am happily twirling in a persian dress and scarves. behind me are a series of 8-pointed stars, a plate of joojeh kabob with rice and tomatoes, a tombak, and the words "zan, zendegi, azadi" (woman, life, freedom) in farsi. panel 2: top caption: "i love my black hair. i love my dark brown eyes that turn to pools of hot chocolate in the sunlight." closeup on my big brown eyes, barely obscured by tufts of dark hair. bottom caption: "i love my thick, dark lashes. i love my brown skin that glows golden in the sun. i love myself!" panel 3: top caption: "i love getting browner after the winter. like i've been thawed and cooked. it's rejuvenating!" i'm imagining myself looking sexy in a golden bikini. bottom caption: "this'll be my first summer out of the closet. i can't wait to show everyone i'm out and proud!" panel 4: reveal that i'm on the phone with someone. a voice on the other end says, "you're cleared for laser hair removal. just be sure to avoid tanning and sun exposure." looking disappointed, i say, "oh." and imagine myself hunched over with messy hair, pale gray skin, and red eyes, with an arrow pointing to me labeled "downright vampiric"

no maillard reaction this year :(

2-panel comic, ink and colored pencil panel 1: caption: "at the airport with mom..." a pre-transition closeted west asian trans woman with short black hair and light brown skin (myself) and her mother, a white woman with long blond hair, are carrying bags thru an airport. offscreen, a tsa agent calls out, "go right on thru" panel 2: caption: "at the airport with baba..." the trans woman (now in a different sweater) and her father, a west asian man with short black and gray hair and richly brown skin, are carrying bags thru an airport. offscreen, a tsa agent calls out, "you have been selected for a random search" the woman narrows her eyes at this, while her father betrays no expression

"white-passing"

After 6 total hours of Gwyn, with more on the horizon next stream, I'm starting to wonder if 20 vit + calamity ring isn't "meta" As they say

Thats in HALFYHOUR

7PM UTC: THE FINAL FIRST TIME

The End of my first time playthrough of Dark Souls 1; Tonight I defeat Gwyn, Calamity Ring in hand.

Go here: www.twitch.tv/zombiechunkz

I fucking WISH it was tumblr

Average U.K. protest and counter protest.

The US military has 22 sites in the UK.

Every day long range US bombers are taking off here to drop bombs on Iran.

This is a rogue state carrying out war crimes, and threatening more.

The UK Government must grow a spine - and stop our bases being used for this war.

Yomi No Tsugai Anime good as fuck

The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II

trying to hide your boner and making it worse, good thing she 'came' prepared :)))
SStar reward

durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao

durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me

🍡

aba my beloved