Spring has sprung and if you so much as THINK that it's going to get cold again then I *just might* ignore you forever for trying to manifest a cruel punishment on us all π‘οΈ π So don't do it!
It might **still** be cold out there but I'm feeling π₯π₯ I'll be lounging this evening near Columbus Circle if you're craving this summer heat πβ€οΈβπ₯
Today only...I'd hate for you to miss the mood I'm in β€οΈβπ₯βοΈ
A little East Village mischief planned for tomorrowβ¦ nothing too innocent πΈ - you know how to reach me π₯
Relatable content! π« π
Fav spots for lunch in the East Village? I'll be hanging around there today ππ₯
No matter how hard I try, these things never stay put! ππ
This is my last winter in NYC - mark my words!!!!
I love Cardi B's "a ho never gets cold" declaration but it is very untrue for me personally. Other than stockings and furs - how tf do i manage to stay sexy in these frigid temps π₯Ά I wanna wear all my fav tiny clothes to go dancing but I also don't wanna freeze π
John Waters never disappoints
It's been a few years so I'm not sure! But it is one of my favorites π₯°
Yep yep π― meanwhile, I'm still paying it off π«
It's never too late! I wish I'd gone to trade school in lieu of my BA lol I feel ya
There's a very specific kind of mischief π I'll be up to in the East Village this Monday & Saturday βοΈ anyone else impatient for spring to get sprung? π±
Busy business woman has opened up her schedule (and legs?) for more π°π’π΅π±π¦π«π€ π°π’π°π°π¦π¬π«π° π₯π² hmu if you want a lil escape πππ-πππ-ππππ
Sanitized My bluesky timeline, but yβall know the truth about who I really am.
So Iβm REALLY going to need cl*ents to start re-utilizing the old school PROPER channels to do their b0okings and to reach out to girls, especially with all these new changesβ¦ please stop jeopardizing our accounts with your DMs. X and Bluesky is not an appropriate form of communication.
once again reminding friends, followers, and fans to divest from socials and get on our mailing lists!!
Big bummertown in the social media world these days. π¦ π’ The big tech bros low key hate hot girls - so my feed is a bit more empty than it was yesterday. . . trying to stay afloat on BS through this BS π€ but love y'all all the same! π π₯
βΌοΈβοΈDEAR MENπ¨βΌοΈ
if i catch you looking sexy while reading fiction in public, im gonna have to ask you what your reading (aka hit on you)
(this public service announcement does not apply to non-fiction readers)
Real talk! I've been meaning to redo mine forever - mine only looks decent on desktop while everyone accesses everything on phones! Might have to bite the bullet and pay someone else to spruce mine up. I send you all the luck!
Still waiting for my Romeo to spoil me with this thong! I'm going to up to ante to sending π₯ THREE custom pixxx π₯ to whoever snatches it up for me! tinyurl.com/53pnhaeb
Pretty pretty please?
Ooh all mine are a lil weepy tbh because I'm a nostalgic softy but you oughta know is a classic πβοΈβπ₯π
I saw Akhenaten a few summers ago at the Met - it's still my favorite opera to date! It is the absolute PERFECT date π I'm happy someone is taking care of you as you deserve! π
I know you've been crazy busy lately but Mil Mundos is also starting spanish classes again π πͺπΈ π£οΈ I have immensely enjoyed learning spanish over the past few years - always happy to practice with you if you decide to take it on π
Sounds like you only like platanos maduros not tostones/patacones! Idk much about plantains tbh except that I am the opposite and don't like anything close to a banana (maduros) so I'm all about the tostones/patacones - although depending on who makes them, they can be a bit dry or flavorless π’
Thanks beautiful!
@pennymadeye.bsky.social oh my Goddess where's that robe in your profile pic from?! It's gorgeous - as are you! π₯π
I just had a mental flashback to my days as a baby Domme when I made my sub read The Bell Jar to attempt to better understand womanhood π€πβοΈ