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oh god... good luck y'all :/

yeah, and second year in a row we've had an ace go down to TJ. last year it was Justin Steele, now Cade Horton. :( protect these men's elbows omg

the anti-Trump MAGAs think the Butler assassination attempt was a false flag no and I'm listening to a podcast about it and almost spit out my drink when someone suggested while he was down behind the podium he bladed like a wrestler

do you think Kane taught him how to do it

that's so brutal :/ early injuries in the season are devastating

Cubs fan hear and our entire pitching staff seems to be injured and our ace is out for 16 months with TJ surgery ;_: it sucks to feel bullish on a season and watch them drop like flies

Vince needs to meet his maker

Fans have been complaining about in-show advertising for a long time now and the only thing TKO has really done is accelerate it to the point that WWE fans have forgotten that Vince McMahon was doing the same thing and romanticize a non-existent ad free era of the company.

my Sweet Home Chicago <3

Cubs center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong jumps on a ledge to celebrate with fans after scoring off Nico Hoerner’s walk-off sacrifice fly in the tenth inning to give the Cubs a, 2-1, win over the Mets at Wrigley Field Sunday in Chicago.

it was so good but how on EARTH do you pitch to Nico in this situation i was stunned lolmets

I think you have to be drunk to use logic this poorly

I will absolutrly criticize people for attending. It’s a grotesque spectacle nobody who cares about press freedom should dignify with their presence.

that Cubs game was a crazy display of Mets inepitude. how on earth do you pitch to Nico Hoerner there when Busch is slumping behind him and Nico is the most clutch dude of all clutch dudes? Mets manager has GOT to go. Even I felt sorry for them and I'm always texting my friend who is a fan "lolmets"

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completely irrelevant but is he on steroids or something? Dave Chappelle was always skinny in my memory

The Game by VNV Nation.

elon musk wielding a sword at joe rogan's studio. there's an american flag an a cow skull behind him.

the time has come to send elon to the strait of hormuz

Truth

Péter Magyar is ahead of Viktor Orbán by 10% in the polls even though Orbán controls a majority of the media and billboards. Hungary is Europe. Orbán and JD Vance are pro-Russia.

late watching the games but what the fuck are Boog and JD talking about with Winter Park? Red Sox spring training is in Fort Myers

extend Ian Happ next

IS THIS YOUR GREATEST OF ALL TIME, MLB?

mf's name is Zeferjahn

for me there's a certain weariness in my eyes that brings the haggard. like my skin is in great shape mostly because while everyone in the 90s and 00s were tanning, i was goth, but it's like looking into a vampire's eyes and seeing how the years have taken their toll

i hope my roommate has enjoyed me going RAWWWWR EAT SHIT ANGELS like four times this inning

omg the Cubs are scoring runs! we can occasionally score against mediocre teams!

that picture is giving

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan