Just fumbled a bi guy with great feet who wanted to be eaten out. FML

Why did they bother announcing Jessica Jones in Daredevil? She still hasn’t appeared yet. They could’ve just…kept it a surprise?

Just saw someone complaining that the super Mario galaxy movie was “made for kids”. Well duh? It’s a kids’ movie?

I believe the vinyl was always meant to be May, but they said it would be streaming in March. They lied! THEY LIED!

So they lied. I see

Wasn’t the Paddington musical soundtrack meant to release in March? Well where is it?! Explain

And we are gonna need to see it 😉

Peaks and Cheeks 🏔️🍑

Gay Game of Thrones? Instantly SOLD

Alrighty then

Look I get Grindr is a hookup app, and people aren’t there for a conversation but still, Jesus Christ, it appears to be a dying art

I wasn’t, but I do suddenly have the urge to eat 🤔

And I live by those words every day 😔

Ouch. This one hurts

The last of the Traitors cast, ranked by who will make it to the final and win Here's who seems most likely to get to the end.

Obsessed with this digitalspy article listing Sam as not likely to win this season of Traitors. Well, no, digitalspy. He was banished. 2 episodes ago.

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Visceral childhood flashbacks 😅

The stranger things finale is over 2 hours long?! Jesus wept. Longer does not always equal better 🙄

I thank you

I really enjoyed it! Can understand why they aired the first in a double bill though

Oh hello 😍

At what point does “one of RTD’s twinks” become problematic? Because the fact that it’s well known that in-his-60s RTD spends a lot of time frequenting the comment sections of 20-year-olds is kinda creepy, no?

Sometimes the light hits 🍑☕️🤷🏼‍♂️

Fr though what is Diancie’s problem? #LegendsZA

Bitch I’m trying

🤣🤣🤣

Deservedly so tbf, she’s been stellar all season

That comment at the start made my jaw drop. Where was the need? And it wasn’t even true!

And that beehive was extraordinary. Did they stipulate they had to be covered in macarons? Toby’s wasn’t and they didn’t mention anything!

Does Paul have some personal beef with Tom or something? Why’s he being such a dick? #GBBO

Gonna sing it all through my haircut tomorrow. Just you wait

It is, though ironically she has actually had 3 albums since her initial contract, and each time she drastically switches style haha