Fine I’ll just preen over in the other corner of the room

Happy Father’s day I guess

And a partridge in a pear tree

be my friend who stays quiet in the dark

A little boy’s grandmother who raised him after his parents died gave him a decorated cloth-wrapped egg. As she passed away she said open it, and you will get what you want. The boy sat down and peeled away the old cloth and delicate beads. He opened the egg and disappeared.

Holy hitting the nail on the head, Batman!

A mandatory evacuation order from your mental health

Uhm here’s my familiar

I think I have too many teeth

Hey girl did you fall from the top of that staircase? because I'm a reaper, and I'm pretty sure that's your crumpled body over there

Your words echo the gods and you’ll be rewarded or punished

No no it’s too soon I have zero to give

Got fired from another strip club for not having a fleshly body just a bunch of tendons and bones and ligaments, wait this is a morgue

Dance like nobody's watching because they aren't, everyone's in their own personal hell