So much winning!

A header graphic for an article featuring a "QM" logo in the top left. On the left side is a modified detail from Leonardo da Vinci's painting "The Last Supper." One of the figures, leaning forward and pointing a finger, is wearing a red "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" hat. On the right side, against a dark, textured background, large text reads: "LESBIANS LIKE ME JOINED FORCES WITH CONSERVATIVES. NOW THEY'RE TURNING ON US" followed by the author's name, "Reid Newton".

The most predictable thing ever happened. Don't say trans people didn't warn y'all.

Another proud leopards eating faces party member.

I’ve been saying this for years now:

Obama was proof America was ready to elect a black president, Trump is proof that America was not ready to have a black president.

Dude never stands on business.

The planet Earth being flipped off

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

Let’s go Bolivia! 🇧🇴

Zero books shown in this “library.”

Looking at all the blue dots scattered all across the country for tomorrow’s No Kings protests makes me so happy.

😁

You only need half a brain to enjoy these things!

Those were the days.

Don’t put in the newspaper that Crosby’s agent is mad.

Cowards.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

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Anyways the best thing he did as a politician was to listen to his constituents as Mayor of Newark even if they had really funny names

In other words, keep it locked to rotoworld.

BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens are finalizing a trade to acquire 5-time Pro Bowl pass rusher Maxx Crosby from the Las Vegas Raiders for two first-round picks, sources tell The Athletic.

I will miss Kristi Noem's inimitable constitutional insights, as when, asked by Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H. at a Senate hearing to define "habeas corpus," she replied, "Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country."

Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

THREAD: Weirdest athlete/president combos from Leaf’s bizarre President’s Day set

Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

Betting on people dying is disgusting. Fuck Polymarket.

The jury is still out on Peters. He’s traded away several draft picks for aging veterans and has the oldest roster in the league. He should consider signing one (1) player under 30.

Permission from the highest office in the land to be your worst self is a powerful thing with enormous appeal, especially among men, who are raised to believe they should be able to act any way they want without consequence.

That guy knows ball.

Pritzker’s invoice to White House:

(via @nbcnews.com) @govpritzker.illinois.gov

Oh man, I’d like to see ol’ donny wriggle his way out of this one!

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