Hi, the Minneapolis drummer is currently my favorite human who doesn’t regularly feed me

Yeah, they won again today but DO BETTER

Today Arsenal ruined her nap because I do not take back my screaming about their deplorable play. They owe her and all #gunners an apology

Same, how do I do that?

Instead of trying to "clean up" blue cities, this administration should protect children from gun violence.

Yes yes yes

FFS … also you look amazing no matter what you pick

They are counting on us to be exhausted by the unrelenting amount of illegal BS they keep throwing our way. FFS

Good advice at the Guggenheim

Assume this is a rhetorical question…

The boy left with leeks …

Ok bitch

In some ways she’s worse than the full on (can’t say on a public forum, but you know) because she acts like she might do the right thing, but 98% of the time still just licks the boots

Misery

I left Goodreads because the amount of “thanks to INSERT PUBLISHER for the ARC” and I read everything. No thanks, support the authors

I feel the same way adding books to my library request queue

Exactly what is his “hard to believe” premise again???

Yes same

I must have missed the part of the Letter from a Birmingham Jail where Martin Luther King Jr. explains that since white moderates aren't ready yet for integration and equality, the fight for civil rights is lost and we need to wait for them to catch up so as to spare their feelings.

Why I can’t ever go anywhere near a potential adoption event …

Tonight’s family debate was what’s scarier: snakes, mice, or spiders. Good arguments were made all around, including threats of “if released in your bed” so now I’m scared

Dear USA

Deploying troops against civilians will not go well.

Yours
Great Britain and Northern Ireland

A break from reality

100% because apparently if you get “just a little sick” then you’ll be fine (as I scream you mean a vaccine into the void…)

“How can the police to do this to them?” Well Barbara and Fred you cheered them on when they did it to student protestors, you voted to increase their budgets, and you have militarized them through “law and order” bullshit, I wonder how you don’t know how it got here?

A little lightness for the day

This interview is why I cannot watch the news