OMG, that's so funny!

China and Russia were both backing the Viet Cong. But sure, piece of cake.

"Even if I cared about Ukraine, which I don't..."

Who's them other goomers?

Instead of unfreezing $400 million now Iran gets $20 billion. Better yes, but for whom?

"What the fuck are you asking me for? Just ask Trump what I think."

"But now I fucking LOVE Putin!"

This justifies anything, right, Pete? 1 Samuel 15:2–3,“I will punish the Amalekites. Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy everything that belongs to them. Do not spare them, put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.”

The buffet had the lobster and crab legs that the DOD spent millions on.

But you have to pay to get your taxes done.

Jesus loves Donald and the kleptocracy.

One of the best showmen and rock and roll singers ever.

The one's that know better are the absolute worst.

PAT BOONE singing TUTTI FRUTTI YouTube video by Jason Anyone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTtj...

Singing "Tutti Frutti" while snapping his fingers. So bad.

Another half a trillion for the DOD, but the Post Office is suffering a "cash crisis"?

He can't even do a mental summersault.

Does TT know about The Crusades?

Why "won't".

Yesterday he wanted to go halfsies.

"How DARE you quote him, you traitorous bastards!"

The first and last sentences seem somewhat contradictory.

Do you think if Trump invested $75 million in making and promoting a movie he'd be happy with a $15 million ROI?

Oh yes, Erick, it could have been so much worse!

Venezuela was a walk in the park compared to Iran.

And how will we go about procuring their oil?

Riveting

I remember when Pam Bondi was investigating Trump University for fraud in Florida. Trump gives her a $25,000 campaign contribution and just like that, the investigation was halted.

Not one conviction. You'd think with "rampant" fraud he could have found something.

FFS