Me and the kiddo, making some noise. As per 💅 #UKWomensMarch2025

I've got an annual review with my boss this morning, and I'd rather drag my vagina across molten lava, to be honest.

Hate itttttttt

Feeling uncharacteristically cheerful for a Monday morning. Coffee in hand, Jungle playing and having a little sing while I'm working ✌🏻

I'm sure it won't last, so just documenting this new phenomenon. Bye!

Happy New Year, everyone! 💜 2025 is gonna be better x

My favourite dinner of the year 😍

Good, I was starting to feel like an alien! It's the best part of Christmas 😂

Yes!

It has come to my attention over the past few days that MANY people have never had bubble and honestly... I'm appalled.

Bubble isn't just a London thing, is it?

IT'S BUBBLE DAYYYYY

Merry Christmas, everyone! 💜🎄🎅

And a special shout out to those who are also sleeping on air beds in strange fucking places... like their own kitchen

Apparently so!

Turning off your morning alarm is the single best thing about being off work

No presents, dinner or joy for you then

So you know how the house needs cleaning top to bottom, presents bought and wrapped, food bought and prepped??

My husband has decided to contribute to Christmas by adding screenwash and adblue to my car, cleaning the patio, and cutting up some scrap 🤗

Cheers mate, real team effort 👌🏻

I know. Not ideal, really

Thanks hunni 🥰🥰💅

😂😂 in typical me fashion, its the only match I havent watched this season... in bed with a migraine 🙄🙄🙄

Rare night to myself... ordered a Maccies and watching the darts. Is that sad? 😂

My little bestie Luna came to visit for Friendsmas tonight 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Christmas holidays starting now 😎😎😎😎

Same here ☺️ Im glad they can get the understanding we never had!

Sounds familiar! I'm undiagnosed, but even my daughter joked this morning about how I am so autistic it's not funny 😅

Just feel on another planet at times!

This is my issue 🤷🏻‍♀️ That, and my non functioning brain

I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror

I shut my laptop an hour ago because I thought it was half-day Thursday.

I then realised 5 mins ago, it's actually Tuesday. Isn't it? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Man City shit the bed again.

Well, it is Friday the 13th... 💀

Music on and getting quietly pissed on margs ✌🏻

Stay Another Day by East 17 just came on.

I am WHEEZING remembering how Brian Harvey ate too many jacket potatoes and ran himself over with his own car 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me too 😑