Proof life is a simulation:

There's a fishing minigame 🎣

a cartoon penguin wearing headphones is streaming ALT: a cartoon penguin wearing headphones is streaming

The idea of streaming a game like Expedition 33 over the course of weeks and expecting your viewership to have any idea of what’s going on is wild to me.

For the people who have played the game, sure. But for the people who are only watching you play it…nah. They’re watching because they like you

It's 2026, how are we feeling about RGB lights? Or do we prefer a more natural color these days?

Heard the greatest thing earlier

“All homophobes are closet bisexuals because the only way they’d think sexuality is a choice is if they were choosing to be straight.”

Look what they've done to my boy...

What is it called when you’re consciously aware you’re being a stick in the mud, you want to stop, but can’t? 🤨

I can safely assume this isn't you right? Anyway, if this isn't you, a bot is out to get people pretending to be you.

@elspeth.bsky.social

Having the best of the best on your first stream ain't going to happen. We all have to start somewhere. Never be ashamed of your stream!

My current BRB screen is a custom animation inside of OBS with assets I created, fake depth of field blur effect, and even decorated for Halloween.

My first brb screen however.... 🔗

HI! I'm Keyon and I make cool things for other Twitch and YouTube streamers

#twitch #YouTube #streaming

I'm thinking about putting even more pizzazz to impress you. Razzle Dazzle DrewSunn, Razzle Dazzle the World

HI! I'm Keyon and I make cool things for other Twitch and YouTube streamers

#twitch #YouTube #streaming

They didn’t teach this in high school…

Lessons with Keyon during some Death Stranding 2

I think tonight is the night I give up on pursuing content creation professionally. There’s more meaningful things I can do than waste my energy trying to prove I matter to people on the internet.

For now, it’s a hobby.

All GPUs these days are larger than 2-slots. In my mid tower case…I have room for nothing else!

Saw a GPU that was 3.8 slots. 😫

Woah buddy, don’t scroll up on me like that.

I expect no one to actually do this. It was just an idea I had while sitting here. Started off as a "bailout loan" joke but turned into a half baked idea.

If you read the whole thing, what are your honest thoughts?

• All bits/subs earned while away stay with the main streamer because it's their account being streamed from
• Exposure for the lesser known streamer and a chance to make an impression
• Entertainment for the community to keep them happy until the main streamer returns
(3/3)

• Main streamer taking a break picks someone to represent them while away
• Substitute streamer streams on the main's account
• Community is informed beforehand (important)
• Main streamer picks the schedule based on what their community likes (games, stream times)
(2/3)

Hear me out, Twitch-Viewership Loans.

Streamers that want to take a break, loan out their community while away!

a Thread🧵
(read on for more info, doesn't fit in the first post)

I’m something of a DOOM Slayer myself.

NOT DONE! But the Kart looks sick. It’ll be ready for the Switch 2 Launch and Mario Kart World

Less than 2 weeks until Mario Kart World! So I’m building the Mario Kart LEGO set. Come hangout!

twitch.tv/CapslockKeyon

Everyone tip toes around spoilers now like they ruin your entire experience in anything.

Video games are the worst. There’s so much gameplay the minor plot twist rarely affects your enjoyment of the game as a whole.

I’m slightly pissed people avoided spoilers…for DOOM. DOOOOM!!! WTF???

Haircut finally! Looking more clean and presentable. Now why the duck did you stop watching my Twitch streams?

WAS IT MY LACK OF HAIRCUT?!

People don’t care anymore. They just do the job, then get on with their lives. And why should they care? No one is being paid fairly at this point.

Life is expensive and stressful. No need to make your life more stress filled.

IMAX seating for Final Destination Bloodlines at 3PM on a Thursday?

Was an awesome time.

I’m moving to Cape Claw.

How on Earth do you start a conversation with people? Either everyone I know is introverted AF or I have no idea how to talk to anyone.

I'm getting a Switch 2 on launch, but I'm not sure why.

• Mario Kart World is a mediocre launch title (I still think it'll be a good game)
• All third party games I have on other consoles
• Donkey Kong isn't until July
• It's $450

Still excited, but I'll mostly be back-cataloging.