"As a grownup..."

There's that sneering self-importance again! With all due respect, go fuck yourself.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

We get it. You're healthy, you're white, and you pissed in your Lycra. Can I have my city back now?
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"There's nothin' in there. Just a whole bunch of women in recovery having brunch."
— a guy on the sidewalk with a great podcast idea

A four-door UTV (likely a Polaris Ranger) being driven in the bus-only GRTC Pulse lanes on Broad Street.

A four-door UTV (likely a Polaris Ranger) being driven in the bus-only GRTC Pulse lanes on Broad Street.

Zoomed in, the passenger is wearing camo, a helmet, a bulletproof vest, and a headset microphone.

Zoomed in, the front and back passengers are wearing camo, bulletproof vests, and headset microphones. Driver is wearing a baseball cap and a headset microphone.

Who are these fuckin' clowns in the Pulse lane during the Monument Avenue 10k?

Intentionally misusing the word Mog for the next decade is how I plan to enjoy my middle ages.

"I'm tryna be a holy man. I can't fuck with the bitches right now."
— a guy at the bus stop

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

I fucked up Kickeroo's ear and that's all I can look at now.

The Richmond Parcel Map, with a section of the James highlighted, right off of Mayos [sic] Island; the selection reads "E0000053010: Owner: Unknown Owner"

we don't know who owns this rock in the middle of the river

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

You're welcome, boo. 🥰

happy anniversary to those who celebrate

And that's it, now on to rebuttal. The SG basically repeats all of his points, and doubles down on his claim that the 14th Amendment actually *rejected* the basic common law rules.

Long story short; the government got a LOT of skepticism today, as we expected. It did not go that well for Trump.

Gorsuch follows up: "Do you think Native Americans today are birthright citizens under your test?" SG says no. Gorsuch responds that because his test is domicile of the parents, so why not? Wouldn't tribal Indians domiciled in the US be birthright citizens?

The SG SAYS YES, THEY PROBABLY WOULD BE.

I saw a video of a white woman whose 5-yr-old son said he wanted to wear makeup, so she "redirected" by saying, "makeup is for girls, go eat a donut and play with your trucks." I blamed parents like this for Grindr being full of self-hating, obese, closet-case chasers. Now I have a 3-day Reddit ban.

The President: "Nobody, nobody, no no no. The greatest experts - nobody thought they were going to hit"

Me, five days before the war:

ICE has been hacked! And you can explore the data, which includes every DHS contract, in this convenient new tool

micahflee.github.io/ice-contracts

MRSA, if you're listening,

Facebook is the only internet environment I have in common with my father. You can understand anything I say on Facebook in the context of, "Things I'd yell at my dad's house if I was ever invited back."

If you ever have trouble drawing a perfect circle, try drawing a Venn diagram of the people who made fun of George Floyd's death and the people who tried to get other people fired for making fun of Charlie Kirk's death. You'll be amazed at the result!

Very easy, use seventy different AIs and if they all come up with the same translation word for word then it’s correct.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septuag...

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

She doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

Here’s my takeaway from the State of the Union:

NPR reports that the DOJ has “withheld” documents that include allegations that Donald “sexually abused a minor.”