in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

VOLITION - You got up from this floor because of a holy vow you made sixteen years ago. With *me*. To wake up exactly 07:30 every morning until the day you die.

disco elysium is reading

(brushing bang behind ear) i have developed feelings for you through my phone screen

have genuinely just been shouting 'fuck' into my bedroom air for the last 3 hours

sorry for twitching in the produce aisle when you were trying to shop with your kid

found out lightbulb packages have nutrition fact boxes on them like cereal

developing a working theory that you actually do not need to text a feeld/tinder match at all before the date - for fear of finding out she likes an album you hate, or that she isnt funny

i could never

cant buffer against something youre born with ✝️

real love (nyc local pickup only)

when your living room gets bigger more things in it can go wrong

it gets weirder forever

after ffs boogers become A Whole Thing

(flirting) i smell a trace of god on your skin

abuse of power comes with a side of fries

you either have 'it' or you dont. you think your schizophrenia is special? get in line honey!

imo it takes more than just bravery to speak your interior monologue in public

(swirling an olive in a martini glass) can i pay to watch you have sex with your partner

remembered i graduated from the nazi prostitution app where trans people try to kill each other

living vicariously through my friends with girlfriends with red hair

we see it bro congrats

whenever my friends post a picture of them not in new york city it's like ok

get addicted with me

i dont like hearing white people talk about 'half birthdays'

fuckkkkk i forgot im a schizophrenic

currently feeling like i could confidently never drink again but just as strongly want to pick back up cigarettes and pills

how am i supposed to trust a publicist with like than 2000 followers

all love to my dmv trans friends but im never coming back