#Wednesday #Bitches #MidweekDarkness

I feel hope and a leap of faith planting seeds. This is as close as I get. I am not a religious person.

#Wednesday #Bitches #MidweekDarkness

What in the 85 fucking degrees? It's fucking February 😑

On turning 60: How did this happen? 😆🤨
I'd like to be comfortable and just hang out on my little patch of this planet. (Thanks be to MOM!)

Wisdom from my Mama Destruction:
Say what you mean.
Mean what you say.
Be responsible for what you say.
Be responsible for what you do.
Be responsible for your shit.
Keep your agreements.
Brush the ones you want to keep.
Don't wear uncomfortable shoes.

If you are involuntarily in the presence of any kind of governmental official, your ONLY reply should be "Am I being detained? I am exercising my right to remain silent. I request a lawyer.' *AND NOTHING ELSE!*

#KnowYourRights

ELON MUSK SHALL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS HIS MUSTINESS!

Mmmm yeah...I've reached the age where I stay down assessing the situation instead of jumping straight up after I take a fall ...🤣

Oof, ugh...

Watching Dave Chappelle's SNL open, and at some point I noticed that dude is packing some serious dick and balls. Then that was all my brain could see l. 🤭

Which #Jack are you?

I never thought socks would be sentimental.
I never thought flowers would make me cry.
I never imagined.

Not nearly enough people think that Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer being raised by the Donners is hilarious

NOT on my 2024 Bingo card: some poor person hit a 3 point buck on Ina road just east of 1st Ave 😲