Don’t be a vibe kill 🫦

Oh I like your place!

Heavy 🔥😮‍💨

Gotta promote the pop girlies

Play I Feel So Free

Trad-ie maybe

As you should!

Played Jump by Madonna before my swim

Periodttt

Dating is your [redacted]‘s is really rough on so many levels

Thank you

Checking in

OMG what!!!
I would have got my Karen on and spoke to the manager! 😂

💪🏼

They were cheaper today btw

Lol Weren’t they $18 last week?

How’s your long weekend going?

🔥🔥

Short week, long swim

Those are cute!

Then you would be correct

I know!
Can’t believe I’ve been paying for parking the whole time.

Getting calls from casting directors 🥲

Downloaded tinder
Going to give dating another try
Hmu if you wanna flirt and go on some cute dates 😌

The way you absolutely had In Denial lined up afterwards ❤️

Now post the video of you guys in the showers like from the show

RHOM & PHONY season 15 got similar ratings.
I could understand if they cancelled both, but really pushing PHONY and green lighting a new season with a big budget is just wild.

Drunk Shamus really said “this is an investment in my future” and bought a Sniffies subscription on Saturday night.

Crushed it 🔥

A colleague asked if there’s anyone in the office I’d date.
I said I’d check but I’m currently in a feud with roughly 50% of the office gays so HR might advise against it.