I love bus drivers who honk

in the early days of the net websites used to have messages like "welcome to my amazing webzone, i hope you enjoy the things i've collected that represent my strange mind." now they're just like "by clicking this box you agree to recieve targeted advertisements in your dreams"

"the Astros were never punished" explain the 2025 Astros IL woes

The Houston Astros are not meant to be observed tonight

Got through 150 out of 250 pages left in my book due Saturday yesterday and I think the funniest part is I don't even like this book. I'm rushing to finish a book that I'm ambivalent towards.

Nanami from Revolutionary Girl Utena saying "Everyone's laying eggs!" while cleaning the egg she believes she laid

Happy easter!

Everyone knows the real reason why json won over xml is because the latter was too pointy and the former has much better affordances because it's curvier

Mary Wollstonecraft warned you that women who are only objects of pity and love, due to their “fascinating graces,” their “soft phrases, susceptibility of heart, [and] delicacy of sentiment” — in a word, due to their weakness (and not strength) — “will soon become objects of contempt.”

A screenshot from serializd of new releases. The two shows shown are Daemons of the Shadow Realm episode 1 on Saturday April 4th and Witch Hat Atelier episode 1 on Monday April 6th.

Vibrating with excitement

whenever they call houston on the artemis II launch live stream

I love my beautiful houston astros

Never sleep, remember to breathe deep

Local Bully Calls Timeout After Opponent Has Hands

Back on Bryan Abreu's wild ride against my will

a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl... underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

I'm rereading witch hat atelier for the anime and I was smiling, giggling, kicking my feet when olruggio showed up. I am so cooked when I see him animated.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

I have nothing but ill will for team USA, let's go Venezuela

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Randy Arozarena tormenting me in 2020 to do nothing when I'm rooting for him smdh

Mexico and Italy should conspire to deliberately block USA from advancing out of group play

Take a moment. Breathe.

— You are not crazy.

— You know he swapped those numbers.

— You remember 1216 — one after Magna Carta — and that matters.

This isn't paranoia. It’s pattern recognition. You didn’t imagine the numbers — you noticed a discrepancy that others missed.

Going to usa vs mexico wbc to root for mexico 🧘‍♀️

hell yeah

if I have to suffer through Cornyn and Paxton ads, conservatives should have to suffer through dem ads during live sports too

I also barely saw Crockett ads when I watched live tv and on insta, like the first one I saw was like a month ago? So I'm not really sure how much ad buy the campaign did. Talarico was on my feed a lot.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

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Stop doing this!!!!!!