Okay but like, I got my hair cut today and the inadvertent version of this really did a number on me, like dang that was unexpected

Oh, right, I have one of these, don't I?

I guess I should do something with it.

Oh no, enough options for analysis paralysis!
Man, I have a lot of relearning to do.

Hoo boy. I don't even know where to start on a new platform, here.
Uh, hello world?