I created this account for the inevitable day the firehose of assholery on Xitter exceeded my tolerance, which, mind you, isn't easy.

That day came months ago. I'm lazy. Migration sucks. But my conscience no longer...

Fuck it. I'm LGBTQ+. 'Nuff said.

Anyway, here's a photo of the "real me".

And if you can still pull it at my age (with soft lighting and flattering angles), it's awesome!

Hardly anyone drinks enough water. Most of us are chronically dehydrated. Trust me, piss wolves know about this!

Water intoxication, however, knocking your electrolytes off balance by drinking too much too fast, is real and SCARY! A sustained 1 L per hour intake will cause it in a few hours.

Fat furry werewolf peeing all over himself.

Anthro wolves are always ripped & cut. I wanted a TRUEsona. A fat aging werewolf who spends more time eating beef chow mein at Lee Ho Fook's than chasing orange cats around with farm implements. And lies around doing this for fun.

Thanks to Lilia Lynx for bringing me to life. x.com/lilia_lynx?t...

Had loads of ketamine infusions, works wonders for PTSD and depression. I've hallucinated some wild stuff and had profound insights into my life, but never received any prophecies.

Why did Hendrix ask, "are you experienced"? Cuz amateurs are WAY annoying when they start spouting this kind of crap.

Dayum! Pretty much says it all.

Hell, most of the weekend! Every time one of 'em unties, the other gets all aroused again and the whole damn cycle starts over.

There goes a $35 bottle of Probe and the nice 600-count off-white Egyptian cotton sheets too... Probably should've skipped the MDMA...

This. And if you can't stand people, rescue an animal. Take in a couple foster kittens or puppies from your local shelter or rescue. If you can't do that, volunteer.

And if you really just need to be by yourself right now, that's where exercise and meditation and yoga and stuff come in.

Yep, me too. You say "tubular", and I think, "MANDOLIN!".

Didn't they make a movie out of that one? Seems familiar...

"There are two wolves inside you."

"And...?"

"And what?"

"Well, isn't there more to the story?"

"Umm, you're in the middle of a wild bestial ménage à trois! What more do you WANT?!"

Yeah 58 footer for sure I'm thinkin'.

Selfie in gray leather wolf hood, collar, and wrist restraints. Wearing a t-shirt depicting an alien abduction that reads, "get in loser, we're doing butt stuff".

Selfie in wolf hood, wearing a strap-on harness with a large fluorescent green canine dildo.

This person goes by "Sean the Piss Wolf"?!? Who are they and what are they about?!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. These two, probably much more. And much about me that is ineffable.

Neither one has pee in it. We'll get to that. Welcome to my little corner of the Brave New Platform.

Gotcha thanks, so it's just ignoring them essentially. Good to know. I have a long cut and paste chunk of hashtags that I usually put on things. The less I have to bother with it the better!

Thanks for this. Perfect primer for someone who just walked in the door, took a look around, realized that NSFW is a thing here, and said, "where's all the furry fappers at?!"

One question. I see you said not to use the NSFW hashtag. Do you mean that it will get nuked with that tag? Or banned?

Hot as ever Pup!