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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
The irony of this is that ChatGPT’s biggest weakness outside outright hallucinations is that it constantly just tells you what you want to hear. insofar as it could ever be a good tool, until they fix that, people are going to absolutely dement their brains in a recursive positive feedback loop
“Oh no, not Bill Clinton” I say as I ready the trebuchet I specifically built to launch Bill Clinton into an active volcano.
this is why the dems fucked themselves with their handling of Al Franken. They love to say to this day that it was the wrong move because he was 'so good.' Yeah and he can draw a perfect circle on a whiteboard but HE SEXUALLY HARASSED SOMEONE. You HAVE TO draw a line or you stand for nothing
i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
something i’m noticing is there’s lots of people not at these protests and have zero interest in ever going to one of them telling the people at these protests how to properly protest
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Pharmaceutical companies: “Okay, plan’s ready to go, ready to murder millions of people, there’s only one step left…the clues.”
An older white man with a bushy mustache dressed all in black with alligator shoes, bolero, western hat with concho band, leather jacket with tassels, and accessorized to fuck and back in silver and turquoise
Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier
What sucks is people see this stuff and think it's going to replace like lit books, but it's mostly replacing specialty things like flora/fauna identification guides where accuracy actually matters lol
a democratic mayor was abducted by ICE and chuck schumer is posting with the gusto of a guy who didn’t know guac was extra at chipotle
The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech
If you’re too young to remember 9/11, one of the things about the subsequent 3-4 years if if you lived by The World’s Biggest Fork, people would be like “we need to be careful, that fork could be a target, terrorists hate our fork”
Actually, you should watch Lynch's outburst. His irritation is intense. From @masslive.bsky.social
yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone
A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong
this comes up a lot. don't forget Operation paperclip either
Finally, we made it to the end of the dungeon! Now to just calmly stroll through this large, empty, arena shaped atrium to safety.
r/ChatGPT u/Kjfitz • 1h The "Enshittification" has arrived News I asked ChatGPT about the impact of the current tarrifs on inventories over the next few months. It returned a long list of links to toiletries I might want to buy. l asked it why it did that. It replied: "As of April 28, 2025, OpenAl introduced new shopping features to ChatGPT, enhancing its capabilities to provide product recommendations complete with images, reviews, and direct purchase links. These features are available to all users, including those on Free, Plus, and Pro tiers, and even to users not logged in. The recommendations are generated organically, without paid advertisements or commission-based incentives, relying instead on structured metadata from third-party sources such as pricing, product descriptions, and reviews. This update aims to offer a more personalized and streamlined shopping experience directly within the ChatGPT interface, allowing users to explore products across various categories like fashion, beauty, electronics, and home goods. If you have any specific preferences or need tailored recommendations, feel free to let me know!"
lmaooo
Good job team America
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