a great sign of a popular product is when you have to inflate your DAUs by making the whole world click on it by accident

the fact that “AI Mode” is now where “All” used to be, so you accidentally click on it out of habit is so evil

I was good until I saw this

Katie

I don’t think people understand how bad things have gotten on the Twitter For You Page

been reading it on my phone which feels Poetic

you NEED to see Conclave one of the Pope candidates is addicted to hitting the Penjamin

pretty gay

maybe Project 2025 will be really good. we just don’t know. we should give him a chance.

how do bluesky users feel about Star Wars: Episode VII – The Last Jedi (2017)

say what you will about Elon but at least he fixed the bot problem!

what’s the point of this app if there are no conservative freaks to gawk at

hello friend

did they make this place good yet

what? no

decided to open this app on a whim just now and it took me 3 minutes in the Discover tab to hit the furry porn so I would say no

how do they remember to breathe

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star wars

you’ll spend $5 on a latte yet you won’t spend $1 to read a tweet??

whassup

he spent $44,000,000,000 to make this dream a reality

do I have to go to jail

can we say cisgender on here

? She’s a child

why do they need to see me. I don’t have shingles. I’m 26.

shes intelligent and oh so secksy

it’s true though. I am definitely not a pervert.

thank you for that measured compliment

I think that to bring the the bit to the next level we should skeet about how Surgeon was right and Dr. Han was wrong