Satirical poster in Hyde Park, Leeds. TRAMS? WE DON’T NEED TRAMS! The solution can be achieved with the application of INTELLECTUAL GUMPTION and our INNATE ANIMAL CUNNING FOR EXAMPLE: 1# Municipal Sedan Chairs The feckless can be harnessed to make up for their complete lack of feck. A win for all. #2 DOMESTICATE THE UBERBOTS THEY WILL NEVER TURN AGAINST US. #3 WHEELED FEETS Absolutely no reason why this can't happen at scale. GIVE UP ON TRAMS. CONTACT YOUR MP AND DEMAND THE ABOVE

Leeds trams update

I can't stand the taste of sweeteners. They all taste sour and metallic to me.

Full fat coke, not getting 10k steps a day...

Happy birthday!

This kind of thing is always a bit scary at the beginning. Just got to work it out step by step.

Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary!

Happy birthday!

Nah we're putting the old one back. I don't especially like it but it's still in good condition.

I think Andy and I can apply for citizenship now.

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I'm trying to work out what would happen if you bought it on ebay and they shipped it again with Evri...

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Change...?

I bet it's already been sold on ebay. Same thing happened to me and, yeah it was frustrating (the parcel was never found), but their customer service was actually pretty good.

How many balloons did that take?

What about gold leaf?

It's not my favourite aesthetic...

Surely they do nice tasteful things?

I've never watched, but do you think they'll come do it at my house?

How's the smell?

Happy birthday!

No, but the underlying floor is being repaired and then we'll get the carpet put back by an actual professional.

After trying to move the carpet out of our bedroom, I think it's safe to say that carpet fitter can be crossed off my potential careers list.

Oh really? Which one do you use. I don't have quite the same problem but I get dry skin round my mouth a lot and I suspect it might be the toothpaste.

Thanks for the tip. I use quite a similar looking one that we get here.

Oh yes we have Dr Bronner's here, so presumably we have some less spenny varieties too. It's on the list to try...

I'll have a look. I've tried bar soaps in the past and not got on all that well with them either 🙄.

Ehhh I've been on a helicopter before and it wasn't all that fun. Just cold and loud.