A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

The thing with Gen X and music is that yes we had grunge but we also had rock and funk and hip hop and rap and pop and house and trance and lounge and reggae and soul and Gregorian chants ffs.

*whispers* it's perfectly acceptable to watch, and enjoy, the Marvel films right up to the end of 'Endgame' and think 'Yes, I enjoyed that, and that's where I'll leave it.'

We offer endless fun here at River Side Casino. It will never stop. You will have fun forever whether you like it or not.

a group of people are standing in a dark room surrounded by smoke . ALT: a group of people are standing in a dark room surrounded by smoke .

Happy "The Fog" day to all who celebrate.
Today, April 21st, is the 41st anniversary the events portrayed in the movie, "The Fog." Set in Antonio Bay, California, it describes a revenge plot a century in the making.

It's a great movie with a single, timeless message: support local radio stations.

That is revenge porn! A scorned lover, airing out personal matters. You see any clothes on them?

AVERT YOUR EYES, SPARE THEM YOUR GAZE

As a Woman

"This is an important thing to think about."

Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

Share an 80s movie you will always love!

This is a war based on lies

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

A reminder:

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Also: try hard not to think about how much of your food contains the saliva of the cooking staff.

At least their /saliva/, so that we're clear on the topic.

Bon appetit.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

ICYMI — new HUNGARY 🇭🇺 PM Magyar says Netanyahu will be arrested if he goes to Hungary

Share an 80s movie you will always love!

For me, it'll be The Thing (1982), pure and simple.

Share an 80s movie you will always love!

For me… ‘Clue’ (1985) 🖤

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

We'll be offering continental breakfasts until we can find a cook who can get here by 6 a.m. without acting like such a goddamn baby.

“sativa” comes from the latin word “snativus”

which translates to “that which makes one think up ideas for screenplays too confusing and weird to ever be marketable”

“I’m” winning the war

Me me me me me

The malignant narcissist can’t help himself

...maybe - just maybe - he's actually the worst president in history

If you eat the seventh, you'll be able to speak fluent electricity, paint with all of the colors of the wind, and be unable to change the channel while you lay paralyzed watching a "The Price is Right" Youtube channel.

happy 4/20. i'm going to go home and eat 6 edibles and whatever happens is between me and my god

This is as hilarious as it is tragic.

Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social New asshole to block. Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social - 9m These guys already want us dead and have every intention of holding on through violence. And Caesar crossed the Rubicon because he was a criminal who kept repeatedly committing crimes and needed his military impunity to get away with it. Rome's mistake was not knifing him before he got a legion. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social • 14m What do you think the end result of rhetoric like this will be for your side? "Hey, just so you know, the moment you relinquish power to us, we'll kill or incarcerate you. Now, please relinquish power to us." This is why Caesar crossed the Rubicon. He would return to Rome as conquerer or prisoner. Ф 3 • 10 •.. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social - 7m Caesar was based and redpilled, and the small, petty, leftist scum who killed him are remembered only as traitors, cautionary tales of sin. So will you be. 01 Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social LMAO get rekt MAGA scum. You're about to watch Dear Leader blow up his regime thru sheer idiocy, and then you're going to watch a number of your based redpilled senpais who actually committed murders face capital trials, and lose. You should crawl back to Xitter while Elon still has his freedom.

Blue MAGA has discovered the cybersmith and: lol, lmao