Putting the RIP in Rip City

Breaking: Tom Dundon meeting the team in the locker room to hand out their celebratory orange slices

Third option: one single strand of the victory confetti that you half to return by half time in case we win.

TOM DUNDON APPROVED BECAUSE WE STOLE THAT SHIT

My bad i thought that was AI Butt-Head hooper

I knew Rob was missing that when he tried taking it without the head band

this actually made me laugh out loud.

I thought someone AI’d Abraham Lincoln into a basketball player

What was the point of the Vit Krejci trade?

Second option: hand fruit!

Doug Fir gift cards and you might be on to something here

I’ll start. Instead of shirts, Blazers fans will be receiving:

Coordinated red and black birthday hats

Real concern in this #brokeassdundon mess is which mascot will inevitably be let go.

TOUMANI BUCKETS

MCBOOTY!

"Fucking idiot"---me watching Deni Advija play James Naismith's basketball

I don't have travel plans anytime soon but if I did I would direct 30+ years of pent up Newark airport rage at the first ICE fucker I saw.

lmao did they change the birthday music after dame trashed the old song?

THE BUFFALO FUCKING SABRES

khris murray being on an nba team and caleb love not being on an nba team is surely a choice.

who are they? are they on here?

Who really NEEDS defense anyways

You know he loved every second of this

Welcome back, Bill Kennedy 😆

If I’m out a see a mom struggling to carry or mange her kids while her man is being absolutely useless I make it a point to offer help and then stare at him the whole time.

Robert Williams III really doing The Pitt level work to revive a dead body

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

Me approaching the youth

I went to a St Patrick’s day parade and learns what BORGing is by asking a young person. the kids are alright!