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Posts by J.White, Bernice Moisthole Award Winner

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

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the scene at the northern virginia democrats' redistricting party is wild. as balloons and streamers fall, party members are rolling their eyes back in their heads and levitating in a circle as chants of "blood. blood. blood" echo through the auditorium. it's exciting to see the base this fired up

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Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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Wow you created an entire Claude “skill sheet” of your “voice”? Why not use the free one that lives inside your brain

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LOS ANGELES ANGELS, 2011 

Clevinger’s girlfriend from his early days as an Angels prospect told Finestead he “chucked my keys at my head,” and that though he missed, the pitcher “threw them hard enough they bent my keys.” The woman confirmed her correspondence with eyeblack and said that in 2023, she told a league investigator about her allegedly abusive relationship with Clevinger.

LOS ANGELES ANGELS, 2011 Clevinger’s girlfriend from his early days as an Angels prospect told Finestead he “chucked my keys at my head,” and that though he missed, the pitcher “threw them hard enough they bent my keys.” The woman confirmed her correspondence with eyeblack and said that in 2023, she told a league investigator about her allegedly abusive relationship with Clevinger.

MLB and Clevinger's attorneys defended the league's investigation. But MLB won't disclose its process, citing privacy concerns.

So [eyeblack] obtained:
-police reports from two different women
-court docs
-social media posts
-photos
-and video

to better understand what MLB knew. One example:

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The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Here's how we're taking over InfoWars.

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probably long past time I actually did this but hello howdy here's a starter pack for following people in and around the minor leagues go.bsky.app/ChVvEPp

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two runs on two hogshit swinging bunts that led to errors. brewers magic is alive and well, baby

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at moments like these when, we need to seriously reconsider our city infrastructure in the face of climate change, i'm grateful that the state of wisconsin is spending $1.7 billion on making a highway wider 🙏

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Watching a movie for @haveyouseen.us and was not prepared for this scene at all.

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ICYMI #baseball #MLB

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If you are so paralyzed by an indecision that you need a chatbot to tell you what coffee drink to order, you probably need to check into a rehab. Also we’re gonna need a rehab for chatbot addiction. Where you have to like relearn colors and how to do laundry.

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Opinion | Don’t Use A.I. to Do This

Absolute perfection from @colsonwhitehead.com.

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Alix Earle, Sneako, Clavicular, Pelle Larsson, real curtains for Zoosha hours on the timeline.

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Any takers? I won’t be going so I’d hate to see my ticket go to waste

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It's complicated for me because I want the Mets to win but I set up a bot that places a $15 prop bet on every Mets hitter grounding out to second base and have already made $625,000 this year.

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my office is on the ground floor of a building and luckily one of my coworkers saw the little buddy scooting around in the window well.

i think a lot of folks keep theirs partially covered for this very reason

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a small bunny no more than five weeks old huddle next to a window after falling into a window well.

a small bunny no more than five weeks old huddle next to a window after falling into a window well.

the bunny from the first photo swaddled in a blue dish towel. it is being held by a person wearing rubber gloves and a lavender crew neck sweater.

the bunny from the first photo swaddled in a blue dish towel. it is being held by a person wearing rubber gloves and a lavender crew neck sweater.

another photo of the bunny swaddled in the blue dish towel, but with its head poking out further, staring at the person holding it.

another photo of the bunny swaddled in the blue dish towel, but with its head poking out further, staring at the person holding it.

added wildlife rescuer to my résumé today

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This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

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bills and packers fans = British

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lmao god damn it

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A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

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They spent a decade complaining about safe spaces and then made a robot to give you compliments and tell you your mp3 of farting noises is Brian Eno

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Matt Shaw striking out with the bases loaded because he refuses to support a lefty

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zack britton

zack britton

Brak, sittin'

Brak, sittin'

easy to mix up

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Willem Dafoe meeting Nelly Furtado:

you know, i’m something of a promiscuous girl myself

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as someone who rosters him in fantasy i am elated to see him cooking

but as a Brewers, fan Sal Stewart is going to emotionally terrorize me for the next four or more years

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