ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason
Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18.
that super tall man creepin up behind a gal in It Follows
outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park
And my straw reaches, acrooooooooss the room...
Goddammit Jelena.
Let us all come together on the holiest of holidays: Rex Manning Day.
Weighing the possibility of doing an inception on Asha Sharma to give this IP back to Remedy.
Why in the fuck does everything on the goddamn internet have baked in subtitles now?
Turns out the movie's real fucking good.
I don't need a summary of what's available online, in biographies, or even in my own notes. I need to comb through and find the great details, decide what interests ME. No, it's not efficient. It's slow and painstaking. But I don't believe in efficiency as an ultimate good, especially in writing. /
The name has changed, but it’s still me.
Many square numbers are also round numbers. We’ve got people trying to sort this out.
May 16.
It takes a special kind of megalomaniac to want to do that job for free.
"Our community is about [topic]."
"Hello, I have a question about [topic]."
"Lol, you're banned. Get fucked."
There's also a reading comprehension test, and you have to fail it.
Very Lydia Tár-coded of me.
I hate robots so fucking much.
The Alan Wake games take place in a fantastical world where a hack crime novelist can be famous enough to get followed by paparazzi.
Hopefully he’s not too busy fighting the Daleks to reply.
May 11
Thinking of becoming the kind of guy who calls movies “pictures” except I call TV shows “programs”.
This is hilarious and does make me more interested in Warhammer, but sadly I limit myself to one expensive nerdy hobby at a time and I already play Magic Cards.
I ain’t never played a Warhammer.
It’s thanks to those people that I learned the Cormoran Strike novels exist.
This. A lot of people miss that Quidditch is intentionally nonsensical as a game. It’s the result of a writer who’s not a sports fan making fun of British soccer culture.
It warms my heart to see how many other people are happy about this shit going away.
Anyone who appears to be sad about Sora going away is not a person.
The replies to this are a competition to see who can shout “I AM A GOOD PERSON!” the loudest. It’s kind of hilarious.
Heck, everyone who remembers MoviePass could have told them that.