Same spot, different finish 🔥

Cristian scored two goals off identical corner kicks just 15 minutes apart 🤯

Penumbra. Stratagem. Donnybrook. Gesticulate. Peregrine. Aubergine.

(I don't know anywhere chill and quiet in L.A. but I had to take a minute to compose myself before I could say it in a non-snarky, non-negative way.)

Always going to go to the mat for the french dip at Philippe, but it's more sinus-clearing than chill and quiet.

preview of a sticker of a gray cartoon striped cat holding a knife. the caption reads "yeah i have stability, ability to stab"

yeah i have stability

get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

Wow Trump really threw Riley overboard, but at least she can swi— ah, well

"some fish" is children's-lit-coded for "a fish that can spin spider webs".

JD Vance single handedly destroyed Victor Orban and then they sent him to fail in Iran. He's a literal black hole of good luck and good vibes

Maine. Seriously.

Andreaformaine.com. Sign up for one of my virtual town halls. I’m more than happy to prove why I’m the best person to take on Susan Collins.

You've got the concept of a game.

I am but a mirror. The vanilla flavor of humanity.

got this while _______ with you today.

Who doesn't want to eat food in Barbapapa's house?

𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐢𝐠 - 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 - 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 - 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟖 YouTube video by Austech

For very important reasons:

How to (Anti) AI Better YouTube video by Dr. Fatima

Sometimes I need to borrow people who express nuance because I prefer being obstinate and browbeating.

The "Solo But Not Alone 6!" bundle page on itch.io, showing the contribution goal of $10,000 exceeded by a single cent.

I had the opportunity to do a thing, and I took it.

I love this lady" The "reporter" was asking her these loaded racist question and she handle it perfectly. He really wants Black people protesting. 👏 Good for you lady. 92%

Russ Feingold’s New Mission: Preserving Nature to Save the Planet The former senator has given up campaigning for office to campaign for the natural world.

Russ Feingold is traveling the world to get countries to sign on to global agreements to defend biodiversity; and it’s working. Dozens of countries have joined. As Trump and the GOP block climate initiatives, Feingold and his allies have figured out how to build vital new coalitions.

#SaveThePlanet

WaPo Deputy Opinion Editor is just straight up lying about Mamdani's estate tax proposal (in both tweets and an op-ed).

The bill contains a $1.75 million primary residence exemption, exempts retirement accounts, and the 50% marginal rate doesn’t kick in until $30 million.

[a stoned vampire named thread shopping for bed sheets]

need a high thread count for high count thread

A woman in a mask Headline: Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask? Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee Photo from Adobe

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

I love the first half so much. SO MUCH.

"mistakes" -> "reveals your secret identity"

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Aw, it's the Romeo and Juliet of the auto world.

Repost this if you're also not.

Idk who needs to hear this, but if your government requires your dead name or assigned gender at birth on your documents it has nothing to do with you detransitioning or who you are as a person.

It doesn't change you, it just makes your government wrong.