Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.

Day 54 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

In addition to AI already being the aesthetic and tool of fascism, now Trump is so microwaved he’s watching deepfakes of himself and smiling and nodding bc now he can be even more on tv and screens all the time

is this not just kidnapping?

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life:

1. Hoarding weird MP3s
2. Foraging with my dog
3. Fresh bedsheets
4. Hot chocolate in my RoboCop mug
5. Reading on my favourite bench

The partition of India: a famously bloodless, amicable separation.

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

I hate that the right wing playbook is basically “c'maahn l'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, l'm a little birthday boyy" and too many people react with “well it is his birthday.”

I would like to opt out of the enforced international week of mourning for a fascist YouTuber if that’s at all possible.

Spoken like a true FBI informant

It’s American so it’s more powerful duh

An actual quote from the piece: 'Computers generating original work “is something Warhol would have found very exciting, DaVinci,” Saatchi said. “The idea that AI can be creative and that you can create a work of art that creates more works of art is really exciting.”' Exciting!

I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.

Stewart Lee on Russell Howard (Content Provider) YouTube video by Alligator Mike

youtu.be/Do0URzCcNf4?...

“Cuomo War Room (Commentary)”

Stay in the wilderness, I say. It’s nicer there.

Every morning my dad would eat a banana as part of his breakfast and every morning the dog would sit expectantly next to him waiting for her piece.

Add a kid and this is the Two and a Half Men reboot America has been waiting for

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Didn’t Take Long To Reveal The UK’s Online Safety Act Is Exactly The Privacy-Crushing Failure Everyone Warned About

Well, well, well. The “age assurance” part of the UK's Online Safety Act has finally gone into effect, with its age checking requirements kicking in a week and a half ago. And what…