Making a worldbuilding wiki and trying to actually work out the Saturnian papal conclave. This, to me, is peak creative exercising.

Moloch Labe

Getting ragebaited by 1 falsehood in an otherwise innocuous statement is my favorite thing to do

I want to be Woke Rod Dreher under İmamoğlu’s Türkiye minus his divorcee arc

I think the FT figured out my browser’s ad block extensions. Can’t even get to the front page anymore, just stuck on a permanent verification page. Die

As Sun Tsu wisely said, “Concede defeat before the battle has begun.”

Best talk page I’ve witnessed to date

The Perverter Assyriologist

So many zoomers wearing jeans at the gym. What is wrong with you. Plus it’s like almost 80° out

Debuting my character The Political Anesthesiologist as CNN’s latest polling analyst

Do you ever do zottman curls

Any good poems written in the last 15 seconds?

Went to an NBA game today and it was fun but also games should only be 35 minutes long. No need to drag it on lil bro game’s been settled since minute 5

4 for 1

Kill Jester

It must be awesome to be an insurance adjuster right now. Imagine the water cooler convos

Imagine that as a sort of inverse (PBUH)

We can just make new shipping lanes by turning that kevin rogan (canceled) map of the flooded midwest usa into reality

Ever since I saw this post I can’t stop thinking about “Orbman” in my head. The infamous chud Orbman. Capture the Orbman and return him to his orb. The Orbman Empire.

This stuff is 1000000x worse than the tats btw

Yessssssss

My new job is awesome but I hate how penis inspection day is quarterly instead of the last place I worked where it was just annually

Prion afflicted

Never mind

As a man from Connecticut

My name is John Earth but you can call me by my mission code name: Disease Vector

Virus inspector

Can we please revive the Frightener next time, he’s so much more cool about everything and I’m sick of having to deal with the Sage Hermit complaining about the fact that we’re using spells from the Evil Incantation chapter instead of the Good Incantation chapter

Initiate the Dark Sequence

“I heard the next Emperor of the Slaughter City State of Supreme Pedophilia is going to speak Maoist Standard English!”