let the boys have some fun

SIX FLYERS IN THE PENALTY BOX

lmao another flyer got called for an unrelated penalty so now there are SIX GUYS IN THE BOX

"set the tone" screencap from shoresy

five flyers and five penguins in the penalty boxes after a brawl

STANDING ROOM ONLY IN THE PENALTY BOXES

The spammers are getting weird.

pulling them from worksites all over town

they could fix me

snot doozers, yes

exactly this, yes

what i want, simply put, is to have a team of very tiny construction workers -- tiny hard hats, tiny vests, etc. -- go up into my nose and physically decongest me using their very tiny power tools

Type Click Mailbag: Sad Shows And Statham Ideas I have once again invented the idea of posting and answering reader mail.

opened up the mailbag to answer questions about DTF St. Louis (good show, very sad) and roles for Jason Statham (good ideas, very silly)

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mischievous prince

temporarily unboycotting the sixers in large part because this young man might be the coolest dude alive

might get there today www.edsbscharitybowl.com

i also can't wait to see what i think about this movie!

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

GIMME

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championship

Type Click Mailbag: Sad Shows And Statham Ideas I have once again invented the idea of posting and answering reader mail.

opened up the mailbag to answer questions about DTF St. Louis (good show, very sad) and roles for Jason Statham (good ideas, very silly)

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i understand your position but i must insist on a hot air balloon

why are there so many noses

unfortunately i cannot see or hear the words "Hugo Finalist" without spending the next 10-45 minutes picturing what a man with that name would look like

(Victor Garber in a tuxedo, martini in his hand, preparing to board a hot air balloon)

chill out, Party Salmon, sheesh

Cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust First study of how drugs affect behavior of fish in the wild adds to concerns about chemical exposure

"DUDE LET'S GO TO IBIZA"

not now, Party Salmon

www.science.org/content/arti...

i would order "party salmon" if i saw it on a menu

"les accusations de pédocriminalité" is a much better way of saying it honestly

TIL: i understand french

Nation’s Dads Yearn For Chance To Back Large Vehicle Into Tight Spot WASHINGTON—Saying the opportunity to masterfully execute a difficult parking job was never far from their minds, the nation’s dads confirmed Tuesday a deep yearning for the chance to back a large vehi...

watched a guy from the cable company whip his truck into a tight spot in a parking lot months ago and i'm still thinking about it today

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