A transgender man, full frontal. Jesus Christ, 3.5 years of t gel gave him a LOT of body hair. And look how big his tdick is!

Alright, might as well use this time to ask an important question: is my tdick a big tdick

Jesus Christ 🥵

Welp, I’m glad I at least had alt text image descriptors going?

Moving to a new laptop is scary! I do still have my old one in my custody, and it's still functional, but there's so much I need to think about! So many things to download and upload!

A screenshot of someone downloading the Last.FM Scrobbler onto their laptop. They have the option of the Last.FM Desktop Scrobbler for Windows, or the Legacy Last.FM Desktop App. There is a note saying that the app is no longer supported and some features such as scrobbling from certain media players and iPods may no longer work in newer systems.

Good news: After almost 15 years of service and some very worrying messages about the ability to keep the OS and Google Chrome updated, I have a new laptop!
Bad new: Can I just never get scrobbles from my iPod again? Do I have to keep my old laptop just to scrobble?

Okay I looked it up. “folx” is a bigoted slur against asexual folks.

Take a shot for every time a good album/song/riff is described as “punishing”

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I wish I didn’t have the kind of autism that made going out after work and introducing myself to new people feel so scary.

Doesn’t help that everyone my age is either paired up or shut in, so when I go out it’s a lot of people 10 years younger than me

I know dating apps are designed now to never show you people who like you so that you’ll doomswipe long enough to see several ads, but it’d be nice if I could filter out all of the profiles that have chosen to not see trans people so I don’t waste my energy swiping right on people who won’t see me

Chapter 63: The Crotch

Them: Can you write a book on all of the things you love about Jason Phil Incelmo?
You: Absolutely! Here’s what I’ve got so far

One of the things I got nervous about re: transitioning was exactly this, that parents would see a man smiling and waving at their baby/toddler and would assume the worst about me. This turned out to be untrue and they’re just happy their child is seeing another friendly person in their day.

I kind of wanted to shush the other teenager who said “I don’t think he’s the door guy, I think he’s just In Line” because I was tickled at the idea of being viewed as an authority figure

New Sign of Getting Old just dropped: Kid in line at a show showed me his ID so that I would let him in

I think InfoWars should teach me how to make a good paella

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The recurring lyrical motif of sex tapes and videos throughout Diamond Eyes by Deftones was intentional: Someone leaked a Chino Moreno sex tape, so he wrote the lyrics in a way that would throw off Google search results until he could scrub all of the evidence off of the internet.

So I was a “bisexual” agender person and then I was a straight trans guy but I never got to be a lesbian. I’m weirdly sad about it. I think it’s because I think if I had been able to figure out my orientation stuff earlier, I wouldn’t have hurt any good men. I wouldn’t have hurt myself on shitty men

Few more years of comphet, finally find a decent man, which made me feel safe enough to come out as a trans guy… which made me realize how much my dating men was about seeking validation for my woman costume and trying to be a hot guy fucking a hot girl vicariously through guys I slept with.

Just as I felt confident enough to come out, Chris Cornell died, and it threw me for a loop. The amount this man meant to me must have meant I was into men to some extent, right? I guessed I was some level of bisexual, still?

I had a really hard time figuring myself out because I didn’t have the guts to date women as my inauthentic self and compulsory heterosexuality and gender envy were double-teaming my ass BAD. I had a few weeks in 2017 where I realized I was probably a lesbian but felt too scared to say it.

Lesbian Visibility Week got me realizing I never got to call myself a lesbian and I’m kind of sad about it

Thank you to all of my brave stoner friends who smoke pot so that my straight edge ass no longer has to pretend pot agrees with me

would also love to hear from teachers!!

Lmao at “opening pages” though because in my edition of Moby Dick it’s on page 70

I wish Mazzy Star did it for me :/

Looked through some playlists I made and am embarrassed to admit the easiest way to get me to like your song is if it sounds like the soundtrack to a slow, melancholy makeout session. Will it make me swoon? Say less and throw it in the bag.

Oh cool I was right to zoom in on “Mastodon” appearing in Moby Dick, it may have been the spark that lit the fire for one of the best ideas in metal since “what if I set my guitar strings to a lower tuning to give my fingers a break?”

“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” font: Stubb Kills a Whale

I made this last night because the title made me laugh (it just feels more blunt than many of the other chapter titles) by honestly reading that chapter made me sad ☹️

Everyone is WAY more progressive in their hypotheticals. “I’d like to think that if I was in this problematic situation I wo-“ yeah I bet you would like to think that.