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Phasmophobia x Alan Wake II event announced, May 12 - June 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QT5...

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores.

The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.

Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

space landing in water idk

Imagine flying around the moon and back just to have your landing craft splash a dick in the water.

Artemis II you all may want to hang back a little longer. Loiter a bit. Go around the block a couple more times.

Doctor Manhattan wistfully sitting on the surface of the moon as he contemplates the stupidity of mankind in the graphic novel series Watchmen

The year is 2017. I'm waiting for new episodes of MST3K as the dipshit in office toys with the idea of initiating nuclear warfare.

The year is 2026. I'm waiting for new episodes of MST3K as the dipshit in office toys with the idea of initiating nuclear warfare.

The year is...

25A
Articles of Impeachment
Padded room
Nuclear codes changed quietly

Something, anything...throw humanity a fricking bone here.

TRUMP: "I'm gonna fuckin' blow up all the fuckers! I wanna use all the bombs before I die! Helter skelter! Helter skelter! Race war! Race war! Fuck Easter and fuck you, too!"

NEWS: "Trump promises to strengthen military in early morning Easter greeting."

I understand the impulse not to let this guy's statements dictate the news cycle but the fact that he can say shit like this and it barely causes a ripple in the media is a key to his ability to maintain power. Constantly pushing the bar of normality downwards, no pressure to take responsibility.

i cant believe we had to ask experts about this thing that is obvious to anyone who has mastered the concept of object permanence

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Hey you know what? Get bent shitass. You and your boss decided the best move was to isolate us from all our allies and you get to eat this shit sandwich, crust to crust

How Is Tim Sweeney So Bad At This? Sweeney's apparent well-meaning follow up to laying off 1,000 people doesn't actually help anyone.

I wrote some stupid, angry jokes about the stupid, angry video game layoffs this week.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Do you work in the games industry? Join us for the first Game Workers Conference, online May 22nd & 23rd ❤️✊🏽

It Sucks to Work in the Video-Game Industry Right Now Even developers who successfully release big hits, like Fortnite and Battlefield, are losing their jobs

I don't think people understand how hard it is to work in the video-game industry right now. If you've been laid off, it can take months if not years to find new work. If you haven't been laid off, you're anxious that you will be laid off.

This week's column: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

hello
what did i miss
tell me every thing

Small note. Mass layoffs like these are also a tactic to devalue the work because workers become more desperate while companies create false scarcity.

Do not, ever, forget your worth. Don’t let them win.
You make this industry exist. They don’t.

Executives are fast reaching the point where they start rooting around in the couch cushions for some loose workers to lay off.

They can only keep doing this for so long before the well’s empty and they need a new way to lie about infinite company growth.

They’ll never take that pay cut though.

Remember when Leroy Jenkins was a meme and not the official battle position of the United States Armed Forces?

Battlemech looming over highway with sign “Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”

We must believe in a world to create that world

You say that there is no breaking news on Bluesky, I SAY FUCK THAT THIS IS THE BREAKING NEWS OF ALL BREAKING NEWS AND I LEARNED ABOUT IT HERE ON BLUESKY THE SPORTS APP

MST3K - KTMA - K03 - Star Force YouTube video by Arthur Putie

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...