no one will ever throw people under the bus like this guy, the best ever to do it

Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant I am going to have SEX tonight! RicksCEO.eth @RicksCEO. Alone or with somebody? Bonnie! @Bonnie Elephant I dont accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in CRYPTOCURRENCY!

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time.

H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Manosphere update

Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn

personally I think "Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn" is a bad thing to read in the newspaper

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...

i love that the right treats kid rock like a make a wish kid

Epic use of like $6k/per hour! We’ve made them all generals

your order has shipped

A sign on the fence of a graveyard. It reads "No use of geiger counters on church property."

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

They’ll salute and thank the ICE agents on their way to do helicopter fly-bys of Kid Rock’s house

Who’s getting the best head?

Doing a land acknowledgement for San Francisco but it’s acknowledging like steve jobs

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you

Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI

GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

stop drinking beer for breakfast

The US would never do this

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart *PENTAGON OFFICIALS WEIGH DEPLOYMENT OF AIRTROOPS TO IRAN: NYT 12:10 PM · Mar 23, 2026 · 51.8K Views

Operation Open Markets Garden

I know we are all having fun here but on a serious note

Hell yeah I like dune

dune my wife

Well thank goodness.