easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

they gotta stop being so weird about claude.

Swalwell’s endorsements page now 404s, pulled down last night.

www.ericswalwell.com/endorsements

Manhattan DA investigating sexual assault claim against Rep. Eric Swalwell The California Democratic gubernatorial candidate is facing growing pressure to withdraw from the race after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct.

The Manhattan DA’s office confirmed that it is investigating a sexual assault allegation made against California Democratic gubernatorial candidate Eric Swalwell, after multiple women accused the congressman of sexual misconduct in media reports.

i invoke wife-mistake confidentiality!!!

Feel like I've been watching the CA gov race for a year waiting for something good to happen, and it's just more uninspiring.

BREAKING WSJ:

Trump has repeatedly promised his top administration officials pardons before he leaves office, according to people who have heard his comments.

"I'll pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval," Trump said in a recent meeting.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Always exciting to see the Avignon Papacy in the news

I know it's late, but I need you all to realize that as soon as we started paying attention to these races, Moms for Liberty & their ilk, started losing. They exploited a window of apathy & did a lot of damage, but they just cannot win when actually opposed. No unopposed elections anywhere.

Liberals Gain Seat on Wisconsin Supreme Court, Adding to Firewall in Voting Cases - Bolts Voters in Wisconsin ensured on Tuesday that the supreme court in one of the nation’s premier swing states will be controlled by liberals through at least 2030.  Chris Taylor, a... Read More

JUST IN: Liberals have won a decisive victory for the Wisconsin supreme court race tonight.

Chris Taylor will join the supreme court, flipping a conservative-held seat.

This expands liberals' majority on the court to 5-2.

Why it matters:
boltsmag.org/wisconsin-su...

To paraphrase a famous response, how many affordable units does the Safeway have now?

One thing to remember about Markwayne Mullin is that he’s one of the dumbest people alive.

target pharmacy line is 25 ppl deep and one person is loudly announcing “i have an infection!” — rfk pls send help

Mayor Zohran Mamdani, biking in New York City. 🙌💪👏✊️👇

Why are you making fun of CyberHearse?

me to my BB-rated distressed bond portfolio:

the only “infrastructure week” he knows

Rod Diridon Sr., ‘father of modern’ South Bay transit, dies at 87 He was widely credited with helping bring BART to Santa Clara County and laying the groundwork for Caltrain’s electrification efforts

He was widely credited with helping bring BART to Santa Clara County and laying the groundwork for Caltrain’s electrification efforts

Double trouble in the Trump admin today. Set another clock for Tulsi.

*flips switch from “normal” to “cro2”*

Perfect no notes

bnuuy 🥰

ok this account going hard on the alt text

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

“If you don’t post better, Bluesky is just gonna be you and your friends” oh nooooooo

Planet Earth taken from Artemis II Orion space capsule.

Latest image from Artemis II spacecraft. Taken by Reid Wiseman. 🔭 🧪

Good morning to all who woke up to a literal garbage fire. 🗑️🔥

GOP governor candidate explodes at Black voter: 'You should be lynched!' A viral clip posted to X on Thursday showed Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback blowing up at a Black voter and telling him he should be "lynched" for asking about the allegations of inappropriate behavior with teenagers.The clip was posted by the account @JustinUSA, who descri...

A viral clip posted to X on Thursday showed Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback blowing up at a Black voter and telling him he should be "lynched" for asking about the allegations of inappropriate behavior with teenagers.