SHIT IS SO BAD, and this isn’t even getting into all the spam texts either

Can Everyone Just Be Normal? Noah Wyle, Chappell Roan, and the Wretched Rise of Toxic Fandoms Fandom has always been intense—but recent events involving stars from ‘The Pitt,’ ‘Heated Rivalry,’ ‘Percy Jackson,’ and more suggest that diehards have gone to a new, scarier level.

how do we end this as a society bc national pleas to touch grass dont seem to be cutting it

Sidetalk for that Knicks loss would be an unfortunate all-timer, gotta say

he's not Min Muncy

chris berman voice: WOOP

it took them so long to figure out what to do with his character but once it hit, oh baby

it can only be WINNY THE BISH

BRIDE: dude, you're getting a wife

the stone-cold sober big man himself, and that’s it

“it’s called AFFELDTMAXING, and it’s an unstoppable phenomenon hitting everyone who once had a peculiar friend with a Virtual Boy”

john apple is johnny appleseed buying a suit and going corporate

milhouse is sad about cnn access

that and Welch's Fruit Snacks
(how many did that final count end up being anyway)

We Sacrifice Everything to Michael Clair

it is CRITICAL that you help me pay for my summer home

It will never, ever cease to amaze me that ppl voted a man into office who filed for bankruptcy six times in his life bc they thought he'd be great for the economy. SIX TIMES. And a couple of those were casinos. Do you know how terrible you gotta be at business to fail at owning CASINOS?

sincerely good on Murakami since the perhaps-unfair rap on him is that he can't hit breaking pitches.
but if you can't hit THAT one, well

lmao holy shit that is one of the worst pitches I've ever seen in a big-league game

Sabres woke up

a real competitor would have used the right GameShark code

I would simply defend him better, obv

Twine Palmer Stats, Age, Position, Height, Weight, Fantasy & News Twine Palmer Stats, Age, Position, Height, Weight, Fantasy & News

twine palmer

'grats to YOUPPI!

Mike Gianella @MikeGianella Mets Slogans 1980: The Magic Is Back 1986: Baseball Like It Oughta Be 1992: Hardball Is Back 2000: Amazin' Again 2004: Catch The Energy 2006: The Team. The Time. The Mets. 2014: Dreams Die Here 2018: Life Is A Fiery Hellscape at Citi Field 2022: Fuck You 2027: Too Cheap for Slo 10:07 PM • 12/13/17 from Earth dil View Tweet activity 49 Retweets 6 Quotes 150 Likes

“yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here.”

Royal Philharmonic Concert Orchestra - Ballad of the Wind Fish YouTube video by MGP Live

probably too early on a Saturday to be buzzed-sniffling to the Ballad of the Wind Fish but oh well!!!

Wall-Bert

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Minnie's Yoo Hoo (1929) YouTube video by David Williams

is Mickey the original Wife Guy Hype Man

so we're just rolling with the part where the president's so mentally deteriorated that they jangle keys in his face whenever it looks like he might be thinking about something