Or god forbid I have to download an app

I hate how often I’m forced to engage in conversations about AI. Like why do I have to pretend to have a reasonable, sociable take. No I don’t use it. No I don’t think it has any use cases for my work. Yes, I hope it dies.

Nothing in this world could compel me to vote for a tory (republican etc.) to win, election or otherwise.

It was pretty blatant right. The emphasis she used clearly indicated what she was talking about. Gross.

Imagine just letting the game play out. If Jeff was head of the olympic committee, he’d randomly enforce 30% of 100m athletes to run with rocks in their shoes.

I’ll be expecting my honorary grand slam title when I attend Wimbledon this year

Definitely a case of party anxiety going on here

This might just be me, but I don't understand why filmed theatre productions feel the need to use mega close-ups and camera filters. Chuck a camera in the stalls and press record

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

🤨

Add Erykah Badu actually

Bob, Paul, and Joni are my goats. Put me on a dessert island on my own and I could still experience all that life has to offer through them

If he had managed to get Stephenie, you’d think he’d be in a great position with two alliances. But then he’d have Cirie clocking him on one side and Mike clocking him on the other. Maybe it was better to make a choice while he had the power

It might be that I’m too offline/ not North American but i have no clue who that man is

Smh. It deserves at least 10

When? I did not see this

Meddy needs to either beat Zverev or have another scorcher against Tien. Until then he is barred

Songs in the Key of Life reminding me that there is in-fact joy in this world

Bad ass gif

My radical grammar opinion is that if you recognise what the word is, then it’s spelled correctly. In light of this clearly correct opinion, I’d like to ask for a review of all my primary school spelling tests

The Americans are cooked

Great film. There’s lots to love about it but the Lagos soundscape is particularly great. One of those films that somehow is packed with energy and momentum while still letting you linger in its world

I thought I had misheard him

Americans don’t understand the British whimsy of something being a bit shit. Embrace mediocrity.

(I get the joke. This is a separate thought)

Ah. Didn’t know about this feature-cheers

What’s this from?

If London suits can drink 4 pints on a Thursday lunch, then so should this right be afforded to all

Watching The Alabama Solution and once again America is fucking crazy. Y’all be living in the 9th circle