this guy is telling Dan Abramov that the team he worked on and code base he helped design doesn't have "actual programmers" or "actual code" lmao. can't make this stuff up folks.

me trying to keep the 6 month old awake until her last bottle at 7:30pm

seeing my 5 year old play w other kids further convinces me we are evolutionarily designed to simply throw all kids aged 3-8 into a giant pit in the village square and occasionally shovel in processed sugar to keep them fed until they are 8 years old and can emerge from The Pit

responding ”vibe code?” to every outage like women named carol respond “vaxx?” to every celebrity death

probably didn't help that I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe but still

friend of a friend is in a local band called Warm Uncle and when I told my wife she was so distraught at their name she ended up being mad at ME by proxy. I didn't name the band babe!!!! jeez

this is actually a genius suggestion. this could probably even be accomplished without having to retrain a model. what is even the theoretical downside for the company? the product is less "cute"??

there are enough real problems with AI, we don't need to make up new ones

datacenters don't make this much noise. the one in the video is being built, and that noise is from construction. seeing anti-AI influencers try to gin up a boogeyman out of such a common, well-established part of US infrastructure (that powers 100% of their daily tech usage) is exhausting.

"if you want a picture of the future, imagine a cartoon avatar dunking on a WSJ op ed—forever"

vince carter about to start a monster dunking session

bluesky every time a dogshit opinion piece with a provocative headline is published in some paywalled centrist magazine no one reads

gonna throw a curveball here and say the honor should belong to Guantanamo Bay

what do you think their prompt was for this?

"write a research paper advocating for our company to keep doing everything we want to. all problems will be solved by using more ai. also mention that capitalism is good. also make sure we can still be used in wars and such. do not hallucinate!!!"

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industries should never be allowed to self-regulate and this proves AI is no exception

and half of the ppl who liked that post are guys with like cartoons of anthropomorphic red pandas as avatars ... ???

I hate sounding like a pro-AI guy on here but the anti-AI hysteria has kicked into a level of delusion previously only occupied by Benghazi truthers and NFT bros. we can all agree AI sucks at art, tech mega corps are evil and it all needs to be regulated without resorting to this nonsense.

Zitron in 2026: "da subprime ai crisis......... .....begins"
Zitron in 2024: "we are in the midst of a subprime AI crisis"

it's so funny Zitron is congratulating himself on his own "accurate prediction" from Sept 2024, but if you actually read the post every single prediction he made has turned out wrong and, to top it all off, he said it would all collapse by Q1 2025 lol

I have trained a LLM on the archives of the entire cum town podcast and built an audio AI app to record new episodes with me as the guest and all three of them have just been absolutely hating my fucking guts for 2 straight hours now. nick mullen said I look like a gay indian hamster

the american mind simply cannot comprehend """sodding off to find lighthouses"""

we must all acknowledge this place is packed with, essentially, Cromulent Fuckcrustable Jihadis

damn there goes my Robert Mueller President 2028 (+25000) bet

now it only lives on in your mind (not mine, I have willfully forgotten it)

me, a non lawyer, reading these

a bunch of ppl on here with sexual drawings of raccoons for avatars have informed me:
- katie porter is running for governor
- katie porter actually sucks now
- she stupidly thinks ppl making less than $100k/yr shouldn't pay state income tax
- no one wants that

thanks fellas!

they say how you react in a dream is how you'd react in real life and last night I had a dream I saw Trevor Bauer on my street and I told him to go fuck himself

when we got our dog from a rescue they wouldn't let us adopt UNLESS we crate trained! wild!

meatheads at my gym all watching figure skating

olympics were a high point for this phenomenon

haven't checked yet but Marlins Man was in the epstein files, yeah?

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY