I need the fine people at Gatorade to understand their chief demographic is 50% athletes, 50% sick people, and sick people are feeble, so I need them to make their lids easier to open for my weak, sickly wrists, as I do not have Aaron Donald on call. Thank you.
#gatorade #iamsosick
Olympic athletes, some of whom are teenagers, are held to a higher level of expected maturity than the most powerful man in the world.
ALYSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny Weir calling out the lack of review cameras during the free skate got me in the feels. YOU TELL EM JOHNNY.
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth rotate for 24 hours.
So they called it a day
I THOUGHT SO but it’s been so long and I didn’t want to google so thank you 🙏🏻
wait did Sword of Truth get finished? Do we…is that cool to reread?
If nothing else we have the whole Redwall universe.
Alternate HxH: Chimera Ants timeline
Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day
Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot
a fluffy cat wearing a polka dot pink and blue and green and white onesie, stretched out on her back, looking adorable. She is in fact incredibly high on pain meds.
🎵 She’s so hiiiiiiyiiiighhhh high above me she’s so lovely 🎶 #cat #high #postsurgery #painmedsareamazing
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs
Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons
I stg every time I come on this app you are doing the most unexpected, unhinged malarkey lmao
a brown cat high on pain meds wearing a onesie with little curly pink and green and yellow patterns on it, curled up on a blanket, on a bed.
a brown cat high on pain meds wearing a onesie with little kawaii cupcake patterns on it, curled up on a blanket, on a bed.
a brown cat high on pain meds wearing a onesie with little kawaii cupcake patterns on it, curled up on a blanket, on a bed.
My cat has a death wish, and the only thing keeping her from making that wish come true is 3-6 month onesies. #postsurgery #pleasejuststaystill
Literally trying to stop my cat from killing itself is a full. time. job. and now I need sedation more than she does.
Very thrilled that I went to Petco, explained to them I needed a cat suit for my ADULT cat that just had abdominal surgery, and both of the ones they gave me were too small. Now I’m stuck at home with a cat freaking out in a cone with no way to go get her what she needs. COOL!!! LOVE THIS.
i love that your cat mom beanie has a piece of cat fur stuck to it. 10/10 no notes
*hug* this year will be better or so help me
I love when Odo yells “QUUUAAAARK” it lives rent free in my mind mansion.
GET IT, DO ALL THE THINGS
noooooo i need this to be reaaal
Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.
Yeah i’m gonna need you to give us the mods/shades for this because oh my god it’s cute.
TOO SOON
please tell me you have a team that tosses the fish brick from person to person and then throws it to the customer because I think we need Pike Street Market authenticity for these fish bricks.
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
Every disabled person needs a domestic robot and an animal companion.
And like 40 pillows.
