2015 gouache paintings

(just ordered some rotisserie chicken from toogoodtogo for tomorrow, insert iwillneverrecoverfinancially.jpeg in here)

(just ordered some rotisserie chicken from toogoodtogo for tomorrow, insert iwillneverrecoverfinancially.jpeg in here)

holy shit someone's been in stephen miller's attic

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"Fat Pikachu Turns 30 Years Old Today" captioning Fat Pikachu saying "My Back Hurts."

"Ice Cream Fiend At Large; Maniac Eats Five Portions At Fountain; Police Alarmed"

elkpoint on tumblr: "The most important reason to have a fursona is that all your friends can send you pictures of the animal and say "you.""

A bottle of "super idiot drink" It says 激バカDrink (Geki-baka Drink) Geki- means "violence" so a more literal translation might be "drink for people who are violently dumb"

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Advice for mainstream journalists:

"We just saved 20% on our power bill by burning down the local data center." Overlaid on a detail from a David Burroughs Mattingly painting showing two humanoid figures in green garb with glowing eyes and mouths under a pink sky, a meteor soaring down.

Them: Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solu— Me: Oh problem, definitely Them: That wasn't...it was a rhetorica Me: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it is

"now that's what i call a traumatizing experience from my childhood that has dictated how i live my life as an adult" in the Now That's What I Call Music! style.

mathew @mathew@universeodon.com The orphan-crushing machine is just a tool. You can also use it to mulch puppies and purée kittens. Why are you angry? You can use it for harmless tasks like making mashed potatoes. You eat mashed potatoes don't you? Yes, admittedly it leaks machine oil into the potatoes, but they're working on that. It leaks so much less oil than it did when you tried it three months ago. In a year from now it's going to be a Michelin-starred chef. Well, that’s typical, gatekeeping by telling people they should have to learn to cook. You don’t think people who can’t cook deserve good food? So what if the machine is powered by slave labor? That's innovation. You're just scared you're going to be one of them. Besides, it's inevitable. Nobody is going to crush orphans by hand any more. You're going to get left behind. Oh, well there you go with your ridiculous purity culture again.

krickbrendan: "Remembering an open mic in Pennsyltucky in 2011 when we had "offensive joke night." Everyone else said slurs, but I went up and talked about how "l don't support the troops. I do support the war though, because war is the number 1 killer of troops" and had to be escorted out of the building for my safety"

dougiefox_fl "To the kids who are doxing their I.C.E agent dads, I want to tell you something that they have never said to you. I love you, and I'm proud of you."

Wheel of fortune word finder: What Do Voters Want "AMERxCAN CENTxRY OF HxMxLxATxON"

power464646: "Capitalism is ruining art!" "Consumerism is ruining art!" "AI is ruining art!" theyre all just industry posers in it for the money. you need to take it upon yourself to ruin art more disastrously than any of them could ever dream.

Nega-Buddha says: "get attached to everything. develop attachments to whatever you see that are so profound you go insane"

liberté egalité anxieté graffiti

3475/6000, going to bed, paypal in bio

mwah!

3475/6000, going to bed, paypal in bio

mwah!

peacock kaleidoscope Unique print.

Haha, nope, still in brain hell.

Still at 3460/6000 too, buy cool prints!

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I hope you all enjoyed a relatively nag-free weekend from my end! I had no mental room for posting, hopefully I'll be better soon! I owe you a lot of Thread™!

3460/6000

No War For Oil Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt.

#plug #refreshed

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Happiness is coming. You cannot escape. Ominous Positivity by SK

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You will succeed. It is inevitable. Ominous Positivity by SK

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You will be okay. You have no choice. Ominous Positivity by SK

#plug #refreshed

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A color shifted goose in a black circle, text around it reads: "peace was never an option."

#plug #refreshed

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A modest ask I'm sure we can get fulfilled with alacrity!