hbd to Baxter, the cat

shaking my wife awake to ask if she wants to watch the new muppets

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top games i played this year:

5. marvel cosmic invasion
4. doom the dark ages
3. hades 2
2. astro bot
1. clair obscur expedition 33

honorable mentions: wavetale, dk bananza, ball x pit

in the final moments of the santa clause (1994), when charlie says he is “going to go into the family business“ what he is actually saying, in no uncertain terms, is that he plans to commit patricide

crop dusting the mind palace

git gud — condescending, annoying, baby talk

skill issue — hilarious, dignified, elegant

they should make another P.T. but for animal crossing

john carpenter’s the ditto

you got this brother 🤙🏻

yesterday a man in his 70’s who works at a private tutor place said he likes to watch the marvel movies “when they aren’t too woke” lol

he died doing what he loved—disassociating

spider crawled across my desk then disappeared below. that’s okay. guess i occupy hostile territory now.

air pump at a canadian gas station with a sign stating “$2.00 Only Loonies, No Toonies”

roger rabbit ass country

art of war 2: the song of peace

jax tayler, in 2 seconds:

SORA: if it bleeds, we can kill it.
DONALD: *excited duck noises*
GOOFY: Gawrsh!
*scene cuts to a wide shot in infrared as the party walks deeper into the jungle*
PREDATOR (mimicking Goofy): Gawrsh…

ronald reagan in call of duty

no spoilers, but i was not ready for this boss fight in the new doom

dude how come only the bride gets to dance with her dad, what’s up with that. i want a turn

you’re telling me that guy’s the new santa, or whatever?

at the mountains of madness but it’s the first time i heard cliffs of dover while playing guitar hero 2

bouncing between six different group chats, all doing the same “one of us should run for pope” bit

sparing a thought for a classic midwest character: local weed dealer with deeply held christian beliefs. today is a big one for them!

in france they just call it kissing

i love the part in plane when he hits the guy with the plane

retail sign reading ‘large hipster’

hey man, saw you at the vera bradley outlet off i-75

why is my wife explaining chicken jockey to me, what is going on

fell for a prank. i am truly april's fool

Michelle Dockery will return as Lady Mary Crawley in ‘DOWNTON ABBEY: THE GRAND FINALE’