Van dick with a elbow and handball no pen. Okay.

2pm on a Sunday? Canny. Mare for me mind won't be able to avoid that mob of tramps

Can get some for that in area can get one for under 3 quid too. Premium beers most places is over 4.80 tho

You are kidding aren't you? I live in a town in Durham and one place is £6.50 a pint.

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

I went to races and my outfit was very similar to Lner uniform, some bloke asked is a question on platform whilst I was holding a bag of cans, I replied "I don't know do a"

Allen had so many opportunities to run but didn't.

Took the bairn for a nap at 1230, woke up briefly to tell the ball and chain to turn tv down then back to sleep. Woke up at 1530. Superb nap.

Go bills

That other app is truly done

Spying taity.

Retired from drinking me.

We get humped today.

If I was a manager of a factory and said factory was closed on a Friday I'd schedule production stopping outside contractor maintenence on a Friday and not a Monday leading into Tuesday. Incredible.

Absolutely can't cope with people saying it's one of them games. We seem to have one of them games often. Howe is scared to drop players and has no idea what to do with Tonali.

Howe pretty much saying we weren't prepared after International break, how many have we had undr him? Why weren't we? Bruno played 84 minutes despite all travelling surely Howe knew about this prior to break.

That was a pen

Newcastle United v West Ham: Pope, Schär, Joelinton, Gordon, Isak, Hall, Livramento, Kelly, Willock, Longstaff, Bruno G.

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

If you're going into Greggs and getting the full office order and don't do it on the app before hand, you probably believe that a online petition will be successful in getting a General election.

Am canny sure it was Portsmouth 4-1 like but obviously that wasn't on this day

“It’s hell Paulie, they play Galway Girl every day and Ed Sheeran just pops up out of nowhere interrupting people over and over again.”

One of the best song openings of all time. No mercy.

"Worst in the class is you Chad"

Maths teacher handing out test results. I gave him a hard time so he humiliated me with something probably only I remember.

GK Barry implies the existence of LWB Barry and CDM Barry

They let us on plane to Ibiza and we were all steaming got even worse during flight too.

Who is the Darlo lad? Looks like Northern league player Patton

Tell you what, just had a look at charts and it's all dung. Need some radio x bangers in there. Gaslight by Travis and Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come by wombats piss all over charts music.

Not blocked by Burnsie yet

Up the bluesky

Fancy. Woke. Fillings.