Oh….just one more thing, the bill!

Then it all goes south.
The episode that alas, was never aired 😭

Apparently he’s some sort of chess grandmaster. There’s plenty of rumours! It’s a rabbit hole!!

Oh, and just as a postscript, that is without a shadow of a doubt the funniest and most ‘Oliver Reedish’ arrest video I have ever seen! 😃

Charles Dozsa: eating a meal... a succulent chinese meal... Get your hands off my penis

Haha! You actually can if you squint hard enough! You may well have seen it but on the off chance you haven’t, the guy was a notorious dine dasher and finally got caught leaving a restaurant.

youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?...

Shit, my downloaded gifs don’t seem to work! Back to the gutter for me! 😬

That’s as maybe Nat but I’ll not go quietly into the gif gutter!

Things have changed, drastically! But it is what it is.

Stand down Mel! I figured it out. Turns out I’m not an ignorant piece of shit! 😃 I’m just an IT bloke who can’t figure out how BS works yet. I see it as a positive, I can now call a random a ball of piss steam and feign ignorance. Not my fault. Wrong thread. This is ace!

Did I answer you Mel? This layout is mental. I’ve not yet mastered it. Plus, I have the memory span of a pissed goldfish.

Nah, that will not be a problem. They’ve constructed them from a grid of 100x100 10megawatt red lasers. It’ll just burn that web clean off. And probably give the ant a problem. This was considered and it was decided the riders should close their eyes as they pass. Just incase there’s a red flag 👍🏻

Alas no. Practice and qualifying were abandoned due to poor conditions and an ant crawling across one of the red flag signs. Still, there’s always tomorrow!

Haha, let’s just say we’re fighting with foam swords 😁 (we’re not even doing that!) I think they have a certain place but yes, common sense is a blessing. They did help me to get used to different gearings though. Once they’d served their purpose I deactivated them.

You were a Twitter god in my eyes!! 😁 Cos moving pictures!

Hey @discopigeon.bsky.social just saw you liked a twe…BS…..whatever they’re called on here. I actually thought to myself ‘heeeeeey Nat 👍🏻👍🏻’ not sure why but I always remember having funny (and sometimes stupid, on my part) conversations with you. I was new to Twitter and gifs!I didn’t understand them

Slept! Ready to fight about little glowing lights again! 😁 Yup, senses should be an adequate indicator but if you change the parameters then they’re a good retraining aid. I didn’t use the shift light much at all but when I was screwing about with gearing it was a good way to retune.

I tend to favour a Smokey cock eye

I mainly go by engine note but you can tune em to lose a little too end for acceleration. That takes a little getting used to hence a light you can program to pop at certain revs can be handy.

Ever seen A Clockwork Orange? That’ll be me. Eyes wired open. And a bowler hat.

That’s true and I’m by no means a professional rider but I’ve had a couple of bikes with lights you can set to flash as a guide to change up a gear. Put me right off and threw me a little off line on a couple of occasions and I was way off the precision level needed for road racing.

Glad to hear it Mel! I’m still being a slight prick on twitter. Things are much the same apart from my first serious girlfriend when we were 16 are back in contact and going out together (I know, 🤮) and I have a new car! It’s very gay and makes me look like a hairdresser but I love it!

I’ll show them this thread! 💅

I would worry that something that close to the centre of vision at those speeds would distract too much. Just my opinion would be on the periphery would be less intrusive but the strobing would make it easy enough to spot. Cycling it sounds like a brilliant idea.

I shall do that, whilst wrestling any Marshal who tries to disrupt my experiment. That you told me to do. 😐

I don’t know to be honest now you mention it. I just assumed they’d pulse. If I designed them I’d want them to pulse quickly at slightly irregular intervals. I’m not even sure if they’re complimented by fewer marshals. Even if one took the place of 2 marshals?

Haha, alright Beryl! 😃 Yes, we’ve moved into the era of MotoGP cept without the gravel traps. Still, the status displays should help. Usually we need every Marshall to be in line of sight of each other around a 37m course. It was hard to recruit. Now it’ll be mainly helicopters and paramedic bikes

Mel!!! I’ve been mainly over on Twatter, I’d forgotten about BS. How’s you babe?

TT fortnight is here!!

Mine are 87 and 90, they’re so hard to deal with. They’re basically nice people but are so out of touch and bicker constantly due to age induced mentalness. Not sure about your situation but I’m going to try and grit my teeth. I have to. I’ll regret being left with a debt of regret.

Fight fire with fire Melanie! Misgender THEM! Seriously though, sorry to read this. Can’t be pleasant.

Thank you

Fell to bits. Quality issue.