IM NOT INVOLVED IN THIS!!!

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND IS ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE DEFINITION OF PAAAAAIN

...butterscotch COUGHHH... thank you, weird blue thing...

NO°— [voice crack]

..maybe. ack

COFF COFF

a painting of a full moon over a lake ALT: a painting of a full moon over a lake

 𝕬𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠
𝕺𝐡, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟
𝕴'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐟

 𝕬𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲
𝖂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐫𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐲?
𝕹𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬, 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬…

    — ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ, ᴀᴜʀᴏʀᴀ

[BITE!!]

💤💤💤

a black and white cat is standing next to a chair on the floor . ALT: a black and white cat is standing next to a chair on the floor .

HISSSSS

𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄.

   𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙏.

DON'T.

i hate knights they're mean. if you're a knight I DON'T LIKE YOU

AHA!! stupid human!!

[he's running away again... FOR REAL THIS TIME-. he's not gonna taunt him! bye, steiner! 🏃‍♂️💨]

HELPPPPP... the beast has been Grabbed.//

[veigar wiggles around, trying to twist around and bite steiner's hand!!! pushing down his mask in order to CHOMP!

...if that doesn't release him, there's not much he can do to an armored guy. 💦]

I AM NOT!!

[being scruffed, he dangles in steiner's hand pathetically.]

i'm not going to jail again!! you're taking me NOWHERE!!

both!! undeniably both! the grudge is fine, though. you're RUDE.

[flailing his gun around!!! trying to poke!!!]

[little yordle is actually reading a book ...]

you're so mean to me. i'd make You dinner!!!

( q q )

[stopping his assault, giving up. ...ptuh ptuh- gross arm.]

WAGH!

[struck by it, the yordle goes spinning away, collapsing with smoky fur. 💧]

not faaaair...

I DO!!

[trying to poke adleigh out of the sky with his long gun... of course, its not working.]

you're not wrong ,

i am a BIG BEAST

[biting him on the arm!! growly growly. it's not penetrating anything, at least...]

grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!

[airplane ears as he stares at him like this without saying a word]

give me the eggs.

[veigar /would/ have been able to make a clean getaway... if he didn't turn around to taunt the man!]

neener neener!! GAHAHAH!! FOOLED BY THE GREAT VEIGAR!! this is why i'm the most evil!! uwehehee!!

[doing a little victory dance... he's so extra.]