Incredible parallel thinking with Nicholas Gurewitch, great cartoonists think alike!!

That's amazing, I'm a Jeremy-loving me

OH COME ON

But didn't you hear that foreboding Zelda midboss music??
(I like that the argument here is that reality confirms to what is literally a snall child's imaginary delusions)

Check out the blue links to Cranky Kong on his Wikipedia article, he's a nepo baby

I ate at McDonald's for ONE DAY for LUNCH because I GET KIND OF HUNGRY IN THE AFTERNOON (PRANK)

Statistic about hot dogs eaten in West Virginia. They house an impressive 481 dogs every year per capita

The highest consumer of hot dogs yearly is West Virginia with this impressive stat

West Virginians

Crash Test Dumbass

At least the coffin will be inexpensive

Thanks for having previously made the best tweet about this phenomenon

More consistent than banana, and full of pringly goodness

Salt and vinegar pringles for scale is perfect

Lost Third Strike again? Chin up, buddy