I couldn't help myself

IGN 10/10 approved. Best crack pipe ever

I had to

Let us be reminded that today is TACO Tuesday lol

David Devine YouTube video by monstertrucknation1

16 minutes left everyone….

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Anything I say related to current events today

Two alt women possibly post make out session in the chip aisle at a grocery store in Seattle

I remembered my password lol

“You are going to use our AI tools and stop calling it slop or else”

….. Twitter became a cesspool of CSAM and Deepfakes because of Grok, the Trump Administration decides to make a regime change in Venezuela because the opposition promised to sell us oil….. We’re fucked. Maybe we sacrifice the mother of the child who got Harambe killed will appease the gods

Do it

This is what happens when you fall asleep watching YouTube…. @civvie11.bsky.social, do I charge you or the correctional facility you’re stuck in for the amount of therapy that I’m going to need?

My Aunt: Don’t get too drunk with your uncle now….. you know how the two of you get.
My Uncle and I after splitting a bottle of bourbon together:

Nice! Last time I saw them was Second Sky 2022

Someone is about to do lines of Colombian Sugar off a picture of Charlie Kirk in remembrance (allegedly)

Forget about the days of Bald 4 Beiber…. We’re in the future now

….. Can you ask your husband if I can marry you for like five minutes or so, so I can get this kind of support

The past couple of days is proof that giving debate bros any kind of attention or relevance was a mistake…. And that we should have bullied all of them into silence regardless of their political views

Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!

He’s not dead….

Random person: Are you okay?
Me: *smoking a cigarette in the rain looking forlornly ahead of me while Everlong by Foo Fighters plays faintly in the background* Yeah, why’d you ask?

Yes…. I am very proud of this meme I made lol

I FUCKING KNEW THOSE SWEDES WERE HIDING SUPERNATURAL SHIT IN THOSE STORES

If YouTube is going to start pushing ID verification…. I’m going to start sending them packages of literal shit direct to Google HQ

YOU ABSOLUTE MAD PERSON

You missed the vote to go on fucking Colbert…. You chose a talk show over an important vote…..

Nobody writes songs about arguing with your girlfriend, watching X Files, ordering Chinese food, and being horny for Sailor Moon anymore.

Trepe @trepeserafin Follow back VISA CARD REPRESENTATIVE YELLED AT ME I called 650 432 3200 and simply asked about the content guideline. I got: "We've been getting thousands of calls!" "You talked to someone? WHO DID YOU CALL!" "OTHER PEOPLE ACCEPTED WHAT I SAID! SO WHY DON'T YOU!!!" @Visa is cooked LMAO VISA

Keep calling Visa. It’s working.