i fear you may have to make a pact 2 to your mariners history @jonbois.bsky.social

need @jonbois.bsky.social commentary on the mariners’ etsy witch magic

it’s the number of the section in the dc home rule act! i was stating the article was by me lol.

how did trump take over the mpd (dc’s police)? it’s right here in a law that allows home rule for the city, in a section numbered 740 (by me): thehill.com/policy/54470...

so i learned the other day that miss honey from 90s matilda was a lot of other people’s gay awakening and not just mine. i don’t have original experiences, apparently.

Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny champions endangered toad, gives Brookfield Zoo’s conservation efforts a boost A chatty amphibian starring in videos for Bad Bunny’s recent album has launched the Puerto Rican crested toad into newfound fame, following years of quiet, collaborative conservation efforts …

"Bad Bunny champions endangered toad" is such a delightful order to put words in
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/06/03/p...

stop. no. don’t jinx it. no stop @mlb.com.

anyways i also love lorde

first time in my life lacking votes in congress on my behalf (i am now a full dc resident)

guys i successfully made a decent soup that tasted good

some days you are paralyzed by the magnitude of music you'll never get to hear. other days you're inspired by the wealth of music you haven't heard yet.

i did not just hear an ad for “pre-tariff vehicles” what a time to be alive omg

we have a response from goldberg, which is "he was texting war plans." new, from me, for @thehill.com: thehill.com/policy/defen...

hegseth told reporters monday that "nobody was texting war plans" after the whole goldberg debacle. new, from me, for @thehill.com . one thing to note here, the group chat being real was confirmed by the national security council, fyi: thehill.com/policy/defen...

#BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says ‘nobody was texting war plans’ after group chat breach

does anyone know of any trump administration officials with the initials “ts?” asking just for fun and not at all totally related to the news.

truly, that’s what it looks like for me

me when everything is fine and i’m not trying to show i’m having a severe panic attack and want to flee the room at work:

do i use this app more? that is the genuine question

The Supreme Court today sent a possible signal it's punting whether to take up the legality of transgender student athlete bans.

The court weighed petitions to hear the issue at their 2 most recent closed-door conferences. But the petitions were not "relisted" for this week's Dec. 6 conference.

the news cycle has exhausted me in the last two days so here’s a tree

And, scene: Judge Chutkan grants the prosecution's motion to dismiss Trump's federal election subversion case >>

hello lol who are you people

over 5k now lol

I'm completely open to talking on background and will NOT use your name/other identifying info if you don't want me to.

how do i have 2k followers here lol