HE WILL DESTROY THE WORLD TO PREVENT THE REAL EPSTEIN FILES FROM BEING RELEASED. BUT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE HE IS “INNOCENT?!”

Happy birthday!! 🎉

Ok but this album is literally PERFECT!! A really hot disco fantasy and I mean like full on I could hear this full album in a club. It's got great pacing, really energetic tracks that are all catchy 👁️🫦👁️ I'm in love

He skipped church. Dropped the F-bomb. Praised Allah. On Easter.
You can’t make this up. The man tweets war threats while you hunt eggs with your kids.
THIS is your president, America. Wake up.

Is this giving Ned Flanders?

People seem to like this photo on Instagram.

It's crazy to think about but I think Go for it Nakamura is the first manga/anime I've ever seen a character use the word gay. Like I feel like I've never heard a voice actor utter the word "gay" in an anime til now??? Is that right???

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Just so everyone remembers . . . .
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Save a horse

Mr. Lovenstein comic by artist J. L. Westover

I am this mouse.

I have questions for MrBeast.

Senators Ted Cruz, John Thune Leave D.C. Amid Government Shutdown Senator Ted Cruz is on a plane right now after jetting out of Washington D.C., hours after the Senate voted to end the shutdown -- but he may need a return ticket after the bill to end the shutdown is...

Senators Ted Cruz, John Thune Leave D.C. Amid Government Shutdown www.tmz.com/2026/03/27/j...

Fat Boy Friday

Americans are waking up to how INSANE food prices have gotten.

He orders 2 soups, 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, and 1 other sandwich at Panera Bread — then stares at the total: $71.

For soup and sandwiches.

Panera Bread is owned by a private equity firm.

Nintendo banned you from posting clips of this game because of people like me

I’m just a big pillow

Still working on building that muscle, slowly but surely 😮‍💨

Would you mind it if I spam you with post workout photos?

front camera shirtless iphone selfie of my boobs and face

some hump day lumps

Happy Wednesday to Chikorita, Bayleef, and Meganium stans only!!

💖🌸💖 #pokemon

Post workout selfie. I’m wearing a Naruto shirt I cut the sleeves off of, my nip is showing

Cardio’d today

Shoulder Workout! Let’s get it

A Cute librarian?! Surprisingly common actually.

Biceps n’ veinz

I don’t know how to flex and fix my face

a cartoon character with his arms outstretched in front of a blue moon ALT: a cartoon character with his arms outstretched in front of a blue moon

I don't think we can Steven universe our way out of this one folks, he's gotta go

An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.

A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.

The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

panel 1: first guy: i inherited a lot of money but i want people to think i worked really hard for it panel 2: second guy: is this you? panel 3: first guy gets hit with a steel chair by second guy panel 4: the beating continues

The airport perks for Congress may be drying up, not a minute too soon Delta Airlines suspends its special congressional service, while a Senate bill could end the line-skipping perk for members of Congress.

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com.

Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers.

www.ajc.com/politics/202...

It's just unreal how little thought or planning went into starting a new massive war in the Middle East.