NRD Skate-A-Thon Support your local Nashville roller derby league with donations.

Might be too much for Bluesky, but I mean you guys all have me on mute anyways...
If not Nashville's, at least support your local roller derby!

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Lonely Day

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Some of my greatest regrets in life involve accepting job offers.

Amanda Ungaro

That owl was kind of piece of shit

How many marijuanas does it take to forget who is President?

Bring forth the sacrificial bass player!
Oh, wait, sorry, wrong tribute. Carry on!

I have a habit of accidentally misplacing those so... 🙃

I always wanted to drink with Bon

And this is why my phone number is not listed in the company directory

the bag of doritos in the pantry just texted me 'you up?'

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

Come. Sit down. Let me tell you about a time when everything wasn't so awful.

PRESIDENT - Angel Wings YouTube video by PRESIDENT

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A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Relationship status: Shaving my legs for a dermatologist appointment.

i mostly blame you for this

/raises hand: I have questions.

So for this to be a threat, he understands how ice is dangerous and because he's mad he's going to unleash them on everyone.

Am I an insomniac or is the universe just sending me that many wakeup calls per day.

Yay! Happy birthday. Eat all the cake!!

May final be cheaper to get therapy instead of sitting in my driveway for hours

Remember what the dormouse said

Press Gang YouTube video by The Murder City Devils - Topic

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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

All I ask is for Jessica Lange to play me in my biopic

im trying out something new where you only do one thing at at a time

Doing shots of maple syrup over here