God I wish I was a skateboarding dog

I was the coughing baby from the coughing baby meme

When I sell out as a has-been hack comedian I’ll name my special, Time is Comedy. The poster will be my face with duct tape on my mouth

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Obligatory art post of this character I’ve done lol

Just watched Happy Gilmore and these are the stills for the scene selector my smart tv decided on

Theo Von is a cartoon dog

If we lived in a just world we would have a sequel to Rob Schneider’s 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒏𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒍 (2001) by now

“Enough champagne to fill da Nile!” - Gal Godot saying lines directly into the camera

#spoilers

The cute little ponies really killed that guy, huh. They didn’t even try friendship on him, like at all.

Five Nights at Freddy got Fingered 2

I’ll never be as good an artist as Tommy’s ma. Two dogs, one dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way. Brillant.

God I miss blasting cigs

I’m getting so many likes on this by bots. I no longer feel threatened

I see AI as a threat only because my art is also mediocre and derivative

If they’re going to thru The Rockies in the next season of Fallout, by God, do I need Michael Dorn to show up as Marcus in his little snow lodge village

Death Stranding is like if David Lynch made a post-apocalyptic setting. But instead of the lore and world-building being vague and left to your interpretation, you’re given an earnest yet excruciating explanation for nearly every piece of weirdness. Usually immediately, unless it serves the story.

Yawn dot com

Watching ‘The Great British Bake Off’ with your partner as a psyop to get them to bake more

Let’s just be glad it was written better than that

The Stranger Things episode 9 silliness is the same brand of cope that happened at the end of Sherlock

Is it called a Kringle because it’s like the Body of Christ but for Santa? 🤔

Got described as a warden of a prison for evil wizards I keep deep down in my soul once. It came from a narcissist so I take it as a compliment

Spider-Man 2: The Game Pizza Theme YouTube video by Nick Cagnetti

Walked past a guy in an Optimus Prime, Michael Bay’s Transformers, shirt at work today and he started humming this… it is trapped in my brain now. He put a pizza curse on me youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y?...

Sleazy New Yorker accent, “yeah, I was there. First guy with the ‘Never Forget’ shirts. It was my idea to use a silhouette of the towers as the ‘11’.”

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Wherefore art thou lesbian puppygirl awooooooo