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Posts by Maximus

realllly nice, like really really nice πŸ‘Œ

7 hours ago 1 0 0 0
big naked hairy bear taking a selfie with his huge hog getting pumped up even bigger in a penis pump

big naked hairy bear taking a selfie with his huge hog getting pumped up even bigger in a penis pump

I got a pump

7 hours ago 175 10 5 0

the kink community will always be an infinitely more enriching group of ppl to spend my life and share joy with than anyone who hates it

8 hours ago 29 2 0 0

Shoutout to all the artists still drawing incest, being your true freaky selves, giving us that kinky shit to relate to.

Shoutout to all the dads and sons etc who just enjoy the comfort and fun the headspace brings. Keep being hot af, being yourselves, and keep making the world a more fun place

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bulge is bulging

21 hours ago 472 29 15 0

then he didn't pass quality control inspection lol

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are they seriously about to fuck this app by removing production code deployment oversight in favor of rolling untested vibe code updates?

4 days ago 16 0 1 1

I generally let it go but sometimes they just end up blocking me instead, so the trash takes itself out sometimes

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

to be clear - I mean the folks who just have no awareness and expect dirty talk at the drop of a hat.

not referring to folks who just send a horny fueled compliment. there's a huge difference

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I love calling the genre of this show "delightful murder mystery" - it's always just "oh, goodness - a murder! well that's just terrible, isn't it? such a delightful mystery, wouldn't you say? let's get started, shall we?"

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

for real - like I recognize and appreciate the compliments, but that's a far cry from expecting me to rp with you any time you're horny

5 days ago 2 0 1 0

lolll fr! πŸ˜‚ and there's a big difference between horny folks paying a genuine compliment vs folks who are actively trying to get you to talk dirty to them with absolutely no introductions

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the number of folks who message me while they're jerking it expecting me to just be perpetually in horny sexting mode...

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reminder: I'm not an on-call sext bot

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large hairy bear Dad, bald with a thick septum ring and full goatee, thick silver chain collar with a padlock, standing in from of the front door looking at you, holding one arm behind his head and the other hand tugging in his balls - he's all pent up in the chastity cage you locked on him

large hairy bear Dad, bald with a thick septum ring and full goatee, thick silver chain collar with a padlock, standing in from of the front door looking at you, holding one arm behind his head and the other hand tugging in his balls - he's all pent up in the chastity cage you locked on him

hey, bub, I was wonderin', well uhh.. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ
can you gimme another load before you head out for the day? πŸ˜…

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Nujabes - Latitude -remix (feat.Five Deez) [Official Audio]
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youtu.be/_cfDcvVfZa0?...

6 days ago 10 0 0 0

if you watch tiktok or fb reels in public without headphones just know that everyone around you wants to punch you in the face

6 days ago 40 0 2 0

lots of material to cover!

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

I'll help you master each position

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remember, son - every time you're hard you come practice on me 🐽

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you can torrent on mac but I understand most folks tend to steer away from it. recently I've turned more toward a (paid)software I found which lets me rip from streaming services. so each month I've been picking one to use a cheap $3-$5 intro deal and rip tons of high quality stuff

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

very nice sounds like a fun time

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

it's just being affectionate! lol 😝

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
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(yes I do this to my husband)

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if you live with me you have to deal with me randomly walking up to you while you're focused on something and wacking you with my dick and then walking away

1 week ago 79 1 7 0

that's a nice setup for the library size. I have 24TBx2 and 10TBx2 each in raid, was previously in 10x4 with raid, I repurposed the 2 oldest drives for staging handbrake transcodes of new downloads to save space in the library

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rn I'm looking at their elliptical ones, thinking I'll get the 2.25"x9" one. my current measurements are 2"x7.5"

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yeah what I've learned so far in research at least is keep a tighter shaft to emphasize length. and I saw that mushroom maker on their site too, looks like it really focuses the pressure on the head. share pics if you decide to whip it out again! for scientific observation ofc.

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

oh, thanks for checking! I think I'm too thick for those two already πŸ˜… my widest diameter measurement when hard is 2"

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